Beware of Dart-Girl (aka Paula Wolf)
Have you ever taken a stroll through the city and all of sudden felt a sharp in pain in your chest? Come to discover, that pain was because someone shot a f’ing dart into your chest! Well, that actually happened to a few people in Wisconsin.
From The Wausau Daily Herald ((A 41-year-old Plover woman was charged with reckless endangerment after four people told police they were shot during a blow-darting spree in downtown Stevens Point.
Paula Wolf was arrested at 9:30 p.m. Wednesday, less than an hour after four pedestrians told police they were shot with darts shot from a passing van.))
So, did she do the darting while driving? I also like the fact she actually went retro and used a damn blowgun. At a certain point, she thought, “I’m going to do it! I’m going to go on my dream dart shooting spree today!”
So, why did this woman in her forties go around shooting people with darts?
((Police said Wolf initially denied any wrongdoing but eventually admitted to shooting the pedestrians, none of whom was seriously injured, because "she liked to hear people say 'ouch'" when she hit them, according to police reports.))
That’s right, she did it for the “Lulz”…hearing people say ouch.
So, is she single? I’m thinking about going up to Wisconsin. I like dart shooting women...
Perhaps she got the idea from this ad...
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