Nottie Hilton

The Hottie and the Nottie

Reading through TMZ, I came across a post about Paris Hilton and her movie. I vaguely remembered that she mentioned the movie in her awkward interview with David Letterman last year. TMZ says that the movie will end up being a box office bomb, and it looks like her sex tape will end up making more money than her new movie. She probably 'acts' better in her sex tape too...

But, it makes you wonder why they even bothered to release it in the theaters anyway. Jessica Simpson could not get her movie out of the direct-to-video hell, yet Hilton gets a pass.

Does she not know that the reviewers are out for blood?

So, is the movie bad? Well, check the trailer out for yourself. And, I think Blonde Ambition had a better trailer. I'm still trying to figure how anyone at the studio can think this movie is going to make money. Then again, the Chipmunks and Meet the Spartans were box office hits.

And if you need more proof, check out Rotten Tomatoes' score of the film so far.

Paris, stop making movies (both kinds), or we'll put you in jail again.

Comments

MC said…
Wow, it was a long trip down the stairs for Christine Lakin. I remember her from Step by Step, and outside of this movie, she is a far more attractive woman than Paris Hilton will ever be. It is unfortunate that she is friends with her.
Sunday, February 10, 2008 2:23:00 AM
Semaj said…
I just googled her, she is pretty. She has a pretty face and nice body.

I can't believe the movie tries to tell us Paris is the hottest girl in the world!
Sunday, February 10, 2008 1:09:00 PM
MC said…
When the review goes up on the website, you have to check out Richard Roeper and A.O. Scott just massacring this movie.
Monday, February 11, 2008 1:35:00 AM
Semaj said…
Now you have my interest peaked. I can wait to read them. The movie has hit a box office low 25,000
Monday, February 11, 2008 2:24:00 AM
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