Dunkin' Cops

MMM, Good.

Sunday morning...

It was late, around 2 AM and I was hungry. So I pulled up to a gas station, I noticed three cops hanging around outside the station. They seemed to be into a heavy cop related discussion and ignored me.

I entered the place and went to the Dunkin' Donuts area of the station and discovered that the doughnuts were fresh. I couldn’t begin to describe how good fresh doughnuts smell, freshly picked from the delivery truck, to you. But, it was a holy experience. I picked up about six and placed them in those bright Dunkin Donuts box.

After paying for them, I left the station interior and went outside…in front of the cops. As if they detected my box of doughnuts, they all turned and looked at me.

I felt awkward, realizing I had a box full of Police Officer Fuel.

Oh, shit, should I offer them some? Or will the gesture piss them off?

I then thought about that damn 140 dollars I had to pay for that damn ticket and said screw it.

I did feel like they were going to jump me and take my doughnuts away.

BTW, I got mostly those maple flavored ones and they were great.

Comments

Ammaro said…
if faced with similar circumstances in the future, try to anticipate their moves. if you feel they are about to jump you and beat the crap out of you based on some phoney assumption that you might have done something illegal, sure, offer them some. otherwise, let them buy their own damn donuts.
Monday, August 20, 2007 6:24:00 AM
Semaj said…
lol, good advice.

I'll keep that in mind
Monday, August 20, 2007 11:18:00 PM
Blayde said…
mmm, donuts. Unless he'd have had a warrant, no way. I think as Ammar knows, most of the cops here have enough to carry around and the amount hey do...
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 10:11:00 AM
Semaj said…
Man, I'm still thinking about those donuts, they were so good.

Yeah, they probably have an emergency stash of donuts somewhere in their car.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 4:30:00 PM
Semaj said…
BTW, love the new avatar, Blayde
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 4:31:00 PM
Blayde said…
lol, i signed to blogger just so that i could have it..
Friday, August 24, 2007 6:10:00 AM
Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Shannon Fill: Where is she now? (Ensign Sito Jaxa)

Image
Shannon Fill:   Where is she now? SF has been reviewing TNG seasons o ver at his blog. And, the episode Lower Decks came up. I recently watched Lower Decks on Net-flicks and found myself amazed with the performance from the young and lovely Shannon Fill , who played the character Ensign Sito Jaxa. Jaxa showed up in two episodes of TNG, actually they were two important episodes.   There was a nice arc to her character too.   Her character was killed off in Lower Decks , but there were plans to bring her back for an episode of DS9. From Memory Alpha , ((One story considered by the writing staff concerned the return of  Sito Jaxa  from  TNG : " Lower Decks ". The pitch had Sito being imprisoned under inhumane conditions and suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder.  Robert Hewitt Wolfe  developed the story for some time. Feeling that there was insufficient explanation of Sito's condition, he had Sito killing her cellmate, whom she'd become cl...
Read more

a U of L cheerleader gets into a little bit of trouble...

Image
The Internet can be a dangerous place, and things that you did with that camera can come back to ruin your life. A very attractive University of Louisville cheerleader by the name of Becca Manns took some pictures of herself naked and also having sex with a dude. Either her memory stick or camera was stolen, and the theft uploaded the graphic photos onto the World Wide Web. That was when the shit hit the fan (Louisville Fan). She ended up having to leave the program and probably school. (I am currently enrolled in UofL as well, but you won't find any photos of me.) I sort of feel sorry for her because she did one crazy thing, and now it has ruined her life. However, I have to say this to her: You were given a chance to do something many people would never get a chance to do, go to an University. You have to learn fairly quickly that every action good or bad has consequences. Exposing yourself probably wasn't good for your career or your life. (James steps off his ...
Read more

Bernie Mac RIP

Image
Bernie Mac is Dead A bit of upsetting news... ((CHICAGO (AP) — Bernie Mac, the actor and comedian who teamed up in the casino heist caper "Ocean's Eleven" and gained a prestigious Peabody Award for his sitcom "The Bernie Mac Show," died Saturday at age 50. )) I remember watching him on Def Comedy Jam , where he really broke out. If you get a chance, check out some of his earlier work on that show. I think he was able to really shine in some of the roles he took in his movie career. He seemed to always play the creepy guy that wore bad clothes and talk in strange patterns. Friday : He was great in this limited role. He played Pastor Clever, the horny Pastor. Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood : He played the self-racist cop. What a great moment. Get on the Bus : Another good role, but limited. Ocean's Eleven : He had a few moments to shine in this role, plus third film too. Bad Santa : Very ...
Read more