“Yes Your Honor, that man right there is responsible for Batman and Robin, Joel Schumacher.”

Schumacher: “Enough already, haven’t I paid enough shame for that crap of a movie? Can I finally get some peace?"

Semaj: "Not until, I get my money back."

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