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Scrub Me Mama with a Boogie Beat Well, this is certainly racist... Found this little racist gem via Reddit and it is pretty bad. -Red Lips and dark skin are in full effect here: Actually, it might even more offensive because missing teeth and sheer laziness. -Lazy Town: Yes, this town is called Lazy Town, just like the one with the little girl that tries get people to workout . This one is full of racist characters while her town is full of puppets. -The Light-Skinned Woman: This is probably where I need to explain something a little bit more. The way they draw and animate her is completely different from the rest of the characters in the short film. They draw her with a real figure and pretty features. Sure she's a black person, but she has white features, which makes her better than the rest of the people in town, or that's what they're trying to imply. High-Yellow (light-skin women) were seen as being a higher value to black men than dark ski...

Al Leong: Hey, it's that guy You've probably seen this guy in your favorite movie or TV show. He's the Asian guy with the long hair and cool mustache. You will remember him from that scene where he steals candy from that shop in Die Hard. And, he improvised that scene with the candy stealing. He's been both a stuntman and an actor for many years. He's the blue collar guy in the movies. He's the bad ass dude that plays the “Thug” or “Henchman”. I am not making that up either. He's always listed in that manner. Wing Kong Hatchet Man Chinese laborer #2  Chow's Henchman Thug at Boat  Chinese Thug Chinese Man Fong's Bouncer Yep, he's the guy that has been killed by everyone. Heck, he was killed by John McClane and Jack Bauer   and that's impressive. He was also killed by an Ice Cream cone in one movie! Sadly, it looks like he's retired from the movies. He stopped acting in 2005. ...

Final Fantasy Concert: VII Battle Music  Battle Montage time! Man, this is a kick ass version of all the battle music from FFVII. Random Battle Music: While I think FFVIII's battle music versions are better, but I still like this one too. J-E-N-O-V-A : I like the descending notes. Bonus video FFX

Booty Pillow: with 100% less farts. Are you tired of that real booty feel on your face, fellas?  Try our butt pillows instead... And, I thought the Uro Club was stupid. This one takes the cake...ass cake. Okay, I am black guy and I know this reinforces the stereotype, but we do like a good booty on a woman. I like big butts and I can lie. But, I can't see myself buying this product at all. Sure, sleeping on a woman's rear could have many hazards to it. If you slept on Kim-K's butt, you could lose an ear or eye if she farted. It is just not sound judgment. But, do I need a pillow shaped like a woman's butt? Nope, I'm good. ~If you have problems sleeping because you can't rest on a woman's ass, you have more than a sleeping disorder. You have a human disorder you freak. ~Would you bring this thing outside? People might just call you a freak.  I bet the same people use uro club in the same outing.   ~Did you really need to add ...

Uro Club My God, man.  What are you doing under that towel?     At first I thought this was a fake product, but it is very much real. Matco Enterprise seems to be the company behind this silly product . From the website , ( (How many times has this happened? You?re playing 18 holes with your best buddies, drinking sport-?ades?, water, beer, etc. You?re coming up to the 3rd hole with no rest room in sight. There are no trees or bushes around and you just have to go, what are you going to do?) ) So, peeing into a golf club is okay? If there comes a time when I have to choose between pissing in a hollowed out club or pissing in the woods or grass, I'd choose the woods or grass. And, I'd find it very disturbing to cart around a tube full of your own urine while you play golf. Who would buy such a thing? And, don't get me started with the foolish towel. Wearing that towel will just make people think you messed yourself or worst f'ing your golf club. ...

Shaq vs. Aaron Carter: Rematch Where did they dig up Aaron Carter? Given all the crap that Shaq has made, I actually like this skit. Aaron Carter was in his prime and Shaq was really blowing up at this time. Think of Aaron Carter as a better version of Justin Bieber  . Also, Shaq does receive some cool points for mentioning one of his horrible movies in the bit. ( Kazaam ) I would have given him more if he said, “Time to break out Shaq-Fu on your candy ass, Carter.”  I guess Shaq is in on the joke.   It is hinted that Shaq has some magical powers in this music video.  A prequel to Kazaam?   Carter is going to show you his Blue Chips, Shaq.   Do you want him to shoot it?  

AT&T vs. T-Mobile: Them’s fighting words T- Mobile’s new CEO called AT&T’s network “Crap ”.  And, AT&T took that to heart and started taking ads attacking T-Mobile.  When AT&T rolled out the attack ads, T-Mobile came out with better attack ads.  Look, I love this sharp fighting between companies because it means savings for customers.   When you have a just one company running things, you get poor service and a poor product.  (Sadly, we'll probably see this happening to the videogame market, because I don't think  Nintendo  will be in the console business too much longer. )  AT&T ad T-Mobile   Well, you do bring up an interesting point, T-Mobile.  I also like the crumpled old AT&T ad toward the bottom.   I'd say the first round goes to T-Mobile

Iron Man 3 Trailer 2 Well, that was certainly cool.  This trailer gives us a bigger insight into the greater overall storyline and how it connects to the overall Marvel universe. I really like this trailer better than the last one.  It certainly feels like the Dark Knight Rises of the Iron Man movies.  A powerful foreign foe comes in and takes away all of the hero's support and beats him down.  The hero has to come back with more power.  Every superhero goes through this trial by fire.   Notes -Dating Pepper Potts ?:  The trailer seems to imply that.  They kind of had a thing in The Avengers.  - Ben Kingsley ’s The Mandarin :  I am still not sold on this character.  I don’t like Kingsley’s voice and accent.  What are they going for here?  - Jon Favreau :  From the other trailer, it looks like his character doesn’t make it out alive.  -New President:  Was this guy elected be...

Michelle Malkin dance:  You failed… “That is why you failed,” Yoda says.  It is not very funny.  While it is lame, she does seem to be having fun here.  Look, anything makes this unhappy woman smile is okay in my book.  Some needs to give her a big hug and tell her it will be okay.   She is always angry.  And, we all know that she needs a pick-me-up after losing the election.  Michelle, you’re too cute to let that frown be a permit fixture on your face.