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Here’s a list of the Most Notorious Onstage Fans http://www.shoutmouth.com/index.php/news/11700 Comment: I watched the Green Day clip and I don’t like this song. Do all their songs sound like this? Who is this Akon guy and why is he humping women on stage? The clip is a little strange. I heard he got in trouble for bringing an underage lady onstage and doing his thing. So, many of his sponsors left. Why were advertisers even endorsing him before? From the clip, he music sounds like shit. Why are people paying a lot of money to see Britney Spears only sing fives songs, and lip syncing them as well? You might as well listen to your Ipod and listen to five of her songs that way, plus you can imagine her not bald or crazy. Music today has gotten really bad.

Fortune Cookie Jam I’ve done a few fortune cookie posts about a year ago, so I figured I do another one. I went to a local Chinese Restaurant, and I received two fortunes from one fortune cookie. I thought, Bonus! Does this mean they will cancel each other out or something far more sinister? Does this double my fortune? I’d like to post them here. The first one, Sell your idea-they are totally acceptable. Learn Chinese: Qin-Ai, Dear Oh, dear. I actually like this fortune. I’m not too sure about the ‘totally acceptable’ part. How about ‘totally EXTREME Idea’? The second fortune, Good things are being said about you. Learn Chinese: Yao-Ren, Date Someone It’s nice to know that good things are being said about me, but I’d like them said to my face. Uh, so Yao-Ren means date someone. Great, even damn fortune cookies are making fun of my love life or lack of one. So, good things are being said about me, but you’re worried about my dating life...

Spiderman III The score by Christopher Young has its good and bad points, but not nearly as compelling or exciting as Elfman’s score from the second movie. There are rumors that Elfman did in fact score some of the movie, because Sony felt the music wasn’t very good. Young’s theme for Venom and the black suit was pretty good, if underused. I also liked Young’s take on Elfman’s Spiderman theme for the opening credits. The theme was different, yet still had the feel from the other two movies. Raimi should get credit for keeping the main theme. I think it was a bad decision to shove Venom into an already dense plot. People are for complex plots, and we as movie fans need more of these movies. However, adding a marketable villain to already complete plot seems to cheapen the rest of the movie. If I wrote the movie, I’d have the black goo show up in the later half of the movie and take over one of his suits. Peter feels that something isn’t right about the suit, so ...

I hate Larry the Cable Guy more so than Jared. High on beer and slim-jims, I guess some people find him funny. It would appear The Samurai Frog and I have something in common, we both have a Larry the Cable Guy embargo . While I will watch such bad movies as Leonard Part 6 , I will still refuse to watch any of Larry’s movies. Given that Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector quickly disappeared from the theaters, I thought we were done with Larry starring in his own movies. I guess not. Congratulations to Delta Farce for getting 0/0 rating on Rotten Tomatoes.com . You should be proud, Larry. Your movie got 3.5 million on the weekend. Now, if the rednecks continue to support it, you'll end up with 5 million in complete box office sales, and empty beer cans in the theaters. Here's what the critics think about your ‘film’. Brian Orndorf ((Last year's "Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector" was a no-brainer comedic skid mark. It didn...

Another great Marvel/DC video. Theme of this one, Fatherhood. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohZB8ef0nVg Uncle Ben and Jor-El have it out. I really love these videos.

Free Paris? How about we don't. I swear FOX news can't get enough of Paris Hilton. Every time I turn to that damn channel, I see Paris Hilton on there. Shouldn't FOX news be doing other more important things, like making shit up about the Democrats? Anyway, when I saw this video, I got a little chuckle out of it . Question: Who is playing the Christina Aguilera song in the background? If it is Paris and her mom, does that seem like the right song to play while they're crying? Remember, every time a rich person goes to jail, an angel get its wings. On the third video, Cheryl Burke doesn't seem to like Paris too much. I think I am going to really like Cheryl Burke. She can teach me to dance anytime. I guess this means we won't get another sex tape or pop album from her for 40 days...Free at last

Déjà vu Have you ever had that feeling that you’ve written the same review again? I watched this movie last weekend. To my surprise, I really enjoyed this movie a great deal. Tony Scott , Ridley Scott ’s brother, directs this Denzel Washington movie. Déjà vu is a movie that mixes a brilliant sci-fi concept with the usual Jerry Bruckheimer action set pieces. The basis for the story is time travel and multiple timelines, which is now becoming a more accepted theory of time travel these days. The concept is the main reason to watch this film, there are some neat scenes where the past and present co-exist and it’s just cool A terrorist attack kills over 500 people on a boat, and Washington’s character is put in charge of the investigation. The FBI brings him in on a secret project that deals with the government being able to see into the pasts, but they don’t tell Washington’s character everything just yet. Washington is simply wonderful as Detective Doug Carlin. Was...

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/05/09/bwe-exclusive-jared-fogle-the-pornography-guy/ Anyone that’s read my blog long enough knows that I have a deep hatred for Mr. Subway Guy Jared. There’s something about this guy I don’t like. Maybe it’s the fact he carries a pair of oversized pants around with him, or the fact he always has a hot woman on his arm. ((Well, it turns out in college, the All-American Jared was known for something entirely different. According to our source, while studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran a very successful pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was vast and extensive, and Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough porn to keep his customers happy.)) So before he became Mr. Subway, he was the campus video pimp. There’s an ‘Eat Fresh’ joke in there somewhere, but ...

BTW, on last night’s episode of Lost, you did see Jacob sitting in the chair, for a second. I found it very creepy, and cool. Source: http://losteastereggs.blogspot.com/2007/05/11-frames-of-jacob.html If you blinked, you’d miss him.