You don't know me

The Samurai Frog brought up one of these old school blog meme-question things that we all used to do back when blogging was huge. So, I decided to have my take on the meme-question things like SF. Here we go, a throwback meme.

I will probably break it up into two parts for the heck of it.

1. Do you make your bed? : Nope. Why? It is like making a sandcastle and knocking it down every night. Why put time and effort into something you're going to destroy in a matter of seconds?
2. The first car that was officially yours?  : I am trying to remember. It was a brown car from the 70s with leather seats and merely two doors. I just remembered it handled fairly poorly in the snow. It was my first car and my grandmother helped me buy it. I only used it for driving to work and to school. (no dates)
3. Three grocery items you don't run out of? : I pretty much run out of everything. I am not sure. Paper plates? Maxi pads...wait a second.
4. When did you start doing your own laundry? : Pretty early on. It wasn't a milestone for me. It was a fairly easy task. Because I was a latch-key kid, I had to learn these sort of things.
5.  If you could, would you go to High School again?  : Hell, no. I hated nearly every minute of high school with the exception of the concert and marching band. Plus, that huge crush I had on a girl in my late years there. Other than that I would never want to relive that awkward part of my life. I didn't even bother going to my senior prom with the way I felt disgusted with HS. F' high school.
6. Can you parallel park in under three moves? : Nope. I can't even parallel park at all. I grew up in the county and not the city where you had to learn this sort of thing. I can parallel park my fist between your eyes, punk.
7. A job you had which people would be shocked to know about?  : I can't really say. I wish I could have listed “pornstar”, but that never happened.
8.  Do you think aliens are real? : Yes, they are real, but I can't believe they have visited us. I am sure they have some sort of prime directive about interfering with us. Plus, we would be aliens to them too right?
9.  Can you drive a stick shift?  : Nope. I am a lame fool.
10. Guilty TV pleasure?  : I really don't have one really. The shows I watch are good or well-written I guess. I guess I could lump The A-Team series or Knight Rider.
11. Would you rather be too hot or too cold?  : What kind of question is this? Well, I hate the cold and love heat. I slept in a jacket this morning.
12. If the world ends do you want to be one of the survivors? : Yep, I would love to see how this shit show ends. Plus, I will get a cool gun and car while roaming the dead cities.