Did you know
that Internet's crazy person Chris Chan has an older
half brother. His name is Cole Smithey and he is a rather famous
movie critic in New York. He
has his own website and title. Trigger Warning: Visiting the
site will make you more pompous and self righteous. He
also has a few YT channels.
Cole
is the Spock to Chris Chan's Sybok. (Yes, a STV reference)
After watching
some of his reviews, I have come to the conclusion that he and I
would not get along. He seems to view movies through a SJW lens
whereas I view movies in the world they are in instead. It is okay to
have social and interesting messages and deeper meanings as long as
they fit into the context of the movie and a preaching story. And,
he seems to be more on the hipster side of entertainment than I am
from what I
can tell from his Twitter page. Yeah, I don't hang with the
crowd that likes old funny hats from the 30-40s, skinny jeans,
beards, shitty underground music and PBR. Whatever floats your boat.
He is known for
giving bad reviews for popular movies probably
due to his hipster-ism. He's more of a left-leaning Armond White
with shades of virtue signaling to be fair. Due to his
pretentiousness, he
is considered a lolcow too, but not on the same level as Chris
Chan.
However, I give
him respect for making a name for himself and not making a complete
fool of himself like his younger brother Chris Chan. Like Cole, I am
estranged to certain family members in my life that are nearing
death's doorstep. So, I understand why he has distanced himself from
his mother and brother. (They weren't invited to his marriage
engagement, ouch.)
What I am
shocked about is how “well put together” he is compared to his
younger brother because they both had the same crazy mother. Plus,
Cole had the added trauma of his mother nearly shooting him in his
head (I'm not making that up). I think the fragile state that Chris
is in today can be linked back to his upbringing from his mother and
father and Cole took it the opposite direction and built something
positive out of it. Cole got out of that family situation and never
looked back.
When their
mother dies, which might be soon, Cole might have to make a decision
on what to do with Chris. Chris is in such a bad mental state that he
might have to be put in an institute. (Though Chris could end up in
federal prison if he continues to threaten President Trump's life.)
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