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Ghetto-acting Woman Vs. Hipster I am not sure who I can side with in this video. Okay, the hipster smart ass was annoying, but the loud angry black woman is in the wrong. The hipster dude never touched her and never said anything offensive. The right to do is buy your shit and just leave the store, but she wanted to get her last word in and attack him. Side note: I had a confrontation at a gas station where I had to deal with a stupid store clerk. Instead of yelling at him for four minute, I just left mad, but not in court over some bull crap. I think he should press charges. And, please tell she doesn't have any kids. -The Hipster did cut in front of her trying to get Black and Whites. -How many Muffins?: This woman ended up getting a whole bunch of muffins just because she wanted to wanted to piss off the hipster. She ended up buying more stuff than usual. -Coolest Store Clerk ever: This guy didn't give two shits about the situation. He seem...

A Soda Ad with a twist... Sodastream, you actually got me with this ad. I truly believed this was a Superbowl follow up ad to those Pepsi vs. Coke ads from way back. I love this ad because you truly think you're watching an old from the two big companies. And, the best part is Pepsi and Coke both got a little upset with this and this version of the SodaStream ad won't be on TV. From Adage.com, ((As reported earlier, CBS rejected the company's initial attempt at a Super Bowl spot . Reportedly, the content of the spot concerned CBS because it was a direct hit at two other Super Bowl sponsors and heavy network TV advertisers, Coke and Pepsi. )) SodaStream went as far as making the Coke guy look like the one in that Pepsi ad. I love this type of advertising. I find it strange that both Coke and Pepsi have used “mean” ads like this before at each other. And, they use each others' trademarks in their competing ads.    Here's the ad that is goin...

F' Your Blog By Childish Gambino ( ft Flynt Flossy & Yung Humma) I love there is a song about blogging. I wonder if they're talking about me. “And, no I'm not Charlie Murphy. The guy on the last verse is Childish Gambino (AKA Donald Glover). I guess this is Glover's alter-ego. Of course, the other two are from the funny hip hop group Turquoise Jeep. The track is actually very good too.

Random Stuff ~ Thanks for the Holy Tip :   And, I am not talking about a sexual thing either.   A guy in a large party of over 8 decided he wasn’t going to pay the tip on the bill.   He decided to throw God under the bus and blame him for not paying the tip.   Stating, “I give God 10%.   Why do you get 18?”   Bringing God into every discussion doesn’t make the other opinion moot.   He then had the nerve to scatch out the automatic tip.   I am not a fan of the auto-tip thing, but I’ll live by it.   And, asshole, why not give God 18% too?     I would have put “What does God need with a starship?” on the check.   ~ American Apparel gets banned for non-nudity ad :   Wait, what?   AA is known for its stupid hipster ads with nude pornstars.   However, for once they actually had an ad banned with a model that had on underwear and a freaking shirt.   The problem was some thought she was underage, and to be...

Mother gets tazed by security guard... Sadly this video sums up all our problems in the black community. 1 We have rude and loud black mothers yelling and being rude. 2 Uncontrolled children running around and lots of them. 3 Trying to get someone to punch them: This one always bothers me. Time and time again, many women of color attempt to get a man to punch them by getting in their face or spitting on them. And, in this case she attacks him. The best/worst part is seeing these young boys spouting out, “You gay” over and over again. Who taught these kids how to use that word in such a manner? Their mother of course. These kids will probably grow up acting in the same ghetto-acting manner as their ghetto-acting parents. The “You gay” thing just bothers coming from these young kids. And, the fact she is willing to cuss and act like a hoodrat in front of her kids also bothers me too. Where is the shame? Now, the security guard should called the poli...

 Scott Brown: Bqhatevwr Did Scott Brown just created one of the fastest Meme? With comments like “Whatever and Bqhatevwr “, you have my vote. I've said before that Twitter is just a place to publicly make a complete ass of yourself. (Note Chris Brown) and shouldn't really be explored. Twitter is a place build on self-righteous folks and trolls. Somewhere, Mr. Brown fits in those two groups. Now, it may seem strange for a Senator to use such foolish kid language but he was a male model earlier in his life. It should be noted that Brown is one of the few GOP guys to come out for a ban on assault weapons, so he isn't that bad . So, I looked up his amazing word “Bqhatevwr” on Google. T here is an entire blog devoted to his new word . Did our forefathers envision a time when former Senators could interact with people while making an ass of themselves in the process? We truly live in a golden age. And, remember to never to feed the trolls.    ...

No English: Prisecolinensinenciousol “Uh, freezing cool 'gibberish' All right!” I found this on reddit and I love every minute of this video. This is a song sung by Adriano Celentano with sound alike words to English. I like that Celentano is dressed like a Dr. Who reject in the whole video. Every group makes up words to sound like other languages. But, I've never heard what English sounds like to non-speakers before.  I actually like this song and laugh with every non word.

Frank Ocean vs. Chris Brown I know very little about Mr. Ocean other than he is not related to Billy Ocean.   From what I can tell, Ocean is a good guy for the most part.   However, the news people have revealed an incident between Ocean and  Mr. Fight-y Pants Chris Brown.   From TMZ, ((Chris Brown was involved in an all-out brawl with Frank Ocean Sunday night, and sources connected with Chris insist Ocean started it.)) I am not really buying that Frank Ocean started the fight given that Chris Brown has been involved in more than a few incidents ending with a fight.  He has a similar incident with Drake.  It would seem this incident was over a parking spot in the same studio.  And, Brown left the studio after the incident, just like he always does.  Now, Brown is a suspect in the assault, mainly because he left the studio without stating his side of the incident.  I’m sure he’ll get off with another slap on the wrist, but this wi...

Guest Blogger Time!  A fellow writer and friend named Nick decided to guest blog on my crazy blog.  As he was reading the crazy ramblings of madman in the form of L Ron Hubbard’s book.  He decided to write a parody post in the same manner as Mr. Hubbard and his twisted belief system.  It is funny how he pretty sums up Hubbard’s life in this parody.  You have to know some of the strange factors of Dianetics.  (IE every mother wants a abortion) So, below is his full guest post and enjoy.  *** L. Ron Hemingway was a science fiction writer in the time between the two World Wars. He typically drew on his experience being in the first World War and also from his time fighting aliens in space. After his literary career he went on to create his own religion before tragically committing suicide. This is an excerpt from his piece, "WW1, OT3" There were five of us that night. The bombs flickered lights onto the trees and the low hanging clouds. Dirt clo...

Godzilla vs. Charles Barkley Today, I present to you Barkley vs. the King of All monsters.   WTF? Charles Knows Monsters!  Actually, the ad isn’t that stupid.  Nike, which makes some interesting ads, really put a lot of money into this thing.  I only have three problems with the ad.  One, it is too short.  Let’s see more fighting between the two.  Two, the actual costume design for Godzilla looks wrong to me.  It seems a bit off.  Three, the cheap ADR at the end is bad.  Hey, it is better than Shaq-fu.  Looking through the Wiki page on this, there are some interesting things to note about this ad .  -ILM produced this ad.  -Japanese release originally:  The ad was supposed to be for the Japanese audience only, but Nike loved it so much they released it here in the US. 

JJ Abrams will direct the new Star Wars movie Basically, Disney has finally hired Abrams as the director of their upcoming Star Wars movie.  And, I couldn’t be happier with this decision.  Abrams added a lot of Star Wars-isms into the Star Trek franchise.  I find this rather amusing because all the cross-breeding with the Star Trek franchise.  From Star Pulse , ((A statement from Kennedy reads, "It's very exciting to have J.J. aboard leading the charge as we set off to make a new Star Wars movie. J.J. is the perfect director to helm this. Beyond having such great instincts as a filmmaker, he has an intuitive understanding of this franchise. He understands the essence of the Star Wars experience, and will bring that talent to create an unforgettable motion picture.")) I think that Abrams did a great job with the Star Trek and the Mission Impossible franchises. He basically saved both franchises from doom.  I think he’ll bring something fresh to the wo...

Bane goes to a drive-thru This comedian (Comedian Sam Beman) does a spot on Bane voice.  I love the reaction from some of the people in the drive thru.  That one chick has no idea what is going on. 

Wow, Microsoft, you actually made a good ad.  Internet Explorer Most of their ads are annoying or annoyingly funny. (Dub Step, Microsoft, really?) Most of the time it feels like old uncool people trying to be cool. But, this ad is actually fun, and it brings back all the nastgia of the 90s without it seeming hokey. Makes me wish to go back to that Internet age when you ad either IE or Netscape ( I was Netscape).  How about those hours spent talking in AOL chat or IM?  Now, we have people arguing over tweets.   ~Troll Doll: “At least a Troll was still a friend.”: F' you I hated those troll toys. They looked like the Olsen Twins. I never understood why people got these things. (I'm talking about the troll dolls and not the Twins.) ~Fanny Pack: There was a period when these packs were consider cool. Heck, I used one on my bike as an extra pack for years, tied it around the backseat. Now, Fanny Packs are used by has-been wrestlers...

Random Things ~Racist Pickup Truck?: I was pulling into a McDonald's parking lot right beside a big ass red truck. A thick layer of dirt rested on the entire truck. As I got out, I saw KKK written on the side of the truck through the dirt. And, it had the added bonus of the “N-Word” written in all of its glory as well. All the racist stuff was written with someone rubbing their fingers through the dirt, and it was on the passenger side. It is my luck that I, a black man, was able to read this refreshingly racist stuff. I guess someone wrote this on this guy's truck as a joke, but it is not that good for me to read it.  Oh, and they also drew a cock and balls (smiling?) on the back of his truck too.  There was a time when someone would just put "Wash me" on the car.  Sometimes I get a message "Hi, James" on my dirty car.   ~Talking back TV Show or Recording: On TV shows and movies, there was a point when someone would record a video and anot...

Ahmed Dogan: Failed assassination Check out the video Assassin’s Creed, you’re not.  This Dogan fellow is very fast, just as he hears the trigger click, he goes into action and swats the gun away.  He then leans into the assassin and tries to fight him.  This old man is a total badass.  Supposedly, the gas gun had a few pepper stray bullets in it.  It doesn’t matter what your intentions were, firing a gun up that close could cause serious harm.  ~ Oktai Enimehmedov: The would-be shooter has a criminal past.  And, he’s yoked.  I mean really check out this picture.  When he's not pointing gas guns on people, he seems to work out. ~Beat him down:  The other interesting part of this video is seeing these older men beating the crap out of the failed assassin.  ~Did the assassin dude say, “No more”?  ~Watch the guy with the brief case:  He makes it a point to walk over and reach over the commotion a...

Random Things  ~ Jodie Foster, we really don't care: Most of the smart world all ready knew you were gay, and it was one of the worst kept secrets ever. Because of her “Coming Out”, people have finally had a reason to talk about her other than discussing her Beaver. I mean her movie The Beaver. MC, a fellow blogger, destroyed her when she attacked Sin City, and that's changed my perception of Miss Foster over the years. I always get that she has this “I'm better than you and let me school you why you're lower than me” attitude from her. She's like that annoying self-righteous school teacher. ~ Bacon Pancakes New York Song Full Song : I love this mashup. This is long version. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger's latest movie bombs : I love Arnold's movies, but he's just not going to pull the same numbers he did back in his heyday. I think his decline happened around that terrorist movie or that movie where he fought the devil. In his lat...

Kriss Kross is coming back...why? Despite the fact the fact no one asked for it, the child rap pair Kriss Kross is coming back together. From EW, (( That’s right, the hip-hop duo of Chris Kelly and Chris Smith (or, as you may know them, Mac Daddy and Daddy Mac) will reunite onstage for the So So Def All-Stars Anniversary Concert, which will go down in Atlanta on Feb. 23. )) Crap, I was never a huge fan of their music, but I jokingly sing “Jump”. Everything about them seemed like a gimmick to me. They're little kids rapping and they wear their stupid pants on backwards. My brother, on the other hand, loved this group. Given the state of pop music today, having Kriss Kross return might actually help. But, I don't think anyone ever asked for a 20 th Anniversary reunion of the group.

American Reunion There is another movie in the tired American Pie franchise, great.   Actually, American Reunion isn't that bad and it is few steps better than American Wedding.   That's not saying much, because many of the jokes fall flat.   This probably partly has to do with the directing team of Jon Hurwitz  and   Hayden Schlossberg .   However, the movie luckily doesn't fall into the same trap as the third movie of the franchise.   While the movie isn’t a complete bore, the franchise and dirty jokes seem a bit tired this time around.   This story picks up a few years from the last one.  Jim Levenstein and his flute-shoving girlfriend are married and have a child.  They find that the sex life is suffering due to their boing lifestyles.  After a rather strange opening mirroring the masturbating scene in the first movie, we get to the meat (sorry) of the story.  The high school reunion is coming up and the American ...

Woman gets a discount from a burger joint  for having a GREAT ass.  I can't believe I didn't catch this one. From Huffington Post, (( Reddit user caraficionado24   said a friend was surprised to look down at her receipt from a burger joint and find "Best Butt" and "Best Looking" itemized along with her veggie bowl -- add fried pickles -- and soft drink. )) I bet the guy wanted to show his own “fried pickle” to her. I mean it that's a bold move to add “best butt and looking” to the receipt. To be fair, saying someone has a great ass is better than calling them “fat girls”. We need photos to confirm the fact she has the best butt. Photos or it didn't happen. And, you have to love she got 2 cents from the whole thing. Don't spend that on something silly, girl. Would women even bother to pull something like this to get some tail? I actually think they'd add more money to my bill if I came in there. “You're a piece of shit...

Kara Demo: This is amazing. I've never felt the emotion for a freaking tech demo like this does for me. I almost teared up when she said, “I'm scared.” I love the fact the developer of the android decides to give her life anyway. There are subtle expressions in the android’s performance that are nice touches. Watch her eyes when she discovers that she is a product. Sadly, this demo won't turn into a game. Which is a shame, because this would be a great way to open up a videogame. However, this works a short film. But, I'd loved to see Kara trying to make it as a human out in the world.

Old Fart vs. Very Old Woman Epic Beard Man this is not.  It is rather painful to watch.  Since they probably were born in the same decade, you would think they would have a better respect for each other.  I love the failed “White Knight” approach the crazy old man took.  And, you can see the racism seeping out of him.  I love the complete madness of the old woman too.  It is like someone said, “Let’s see how many crazy people we can force on a bus?” What is it with public transportation and crazy people?  You get to see the worst out of people -Please note the old woman that seems to have a smile plastered on her face the whole time.  What is she smiling about?  I guess she is the one that had her glasses taken.  -Were they kissing?  Did he sneak in a kiss? -Have you noticed they both have the same Doc Brown hair style?  -After beating the woman numerous times in the head, the old man says, “God bless.”  ...