Turquoise Jeep: I can’t get enough of these guys


Turquoise Jeep:  I can’t get enough of these guys
“Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.”  Brilliant writing.  You will notice that some of their dance moves are from 90s hip-hop groups.  I know one move is clearly from Naughty by Nature.  I love the men they show in the video because they’re pretty plain. 


Licky Sticky

This is clearly a parody of R-Kelly because all of Kelly’s songs sound just like this.  “I’m going you licky sticky.”  That’s just lovely. 
Sex Syrup
This is clearly a parody of Prince from 90s.  You have to love wearing the vest with no shirt. 

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