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The Legend of Hercules   You will believe turds can be filmed. Wow, Renny Harlin really should stop making movies or either go back to directing school...or something. If I am being honest here, Harlin hasn't made a good movie since Die Hard 2. His latest movie is one of the two movies about Hercules that came out last year. I heard this was the worst of the two, and the critics were right. I have never seen characters written this idiotically, CGI done so badly, and music so poorly written before. It has the whole package of a bad movie. This thing not only stinks, but it is a CGI flaming turd. When you're opening battle scene looks like a CGI opening to a PC game from the early 90s, you're doing something really wrong. The really shitty CGI is one thing, but the acting is another can or worms altogether. When you have a block of wood as your leading star, Kellan Lutz is bland and boring, it just drags your already bad movie down ev...

Dinosaurs: Changing Nature (That last episode) I was listening to the TV Guidance Counselor podcast and the host has mentioned the rather dark ending to the comedic show Dinosaurs. The episode might be one of the most grim ending to a show ever. Plus, this show was kind of aimed at children and teenagers. While I hated the baby and the old grandmother, I thought the humor and the puppet stuff was amazing.  I loathed everyone that did the baby reenactment.  I never found the baby that amusing.  While Netflix has the episode listed as episode 7, it was supposed to be the very last episode of the season (series) . There were a bunch of episodes un-aired because the network canceled the show earlier than the producers had intended. So, they put this episode out early to tie the show up. I just watched it on Netflix. Man, I am bummed out. Since it was the last episode, they literally kill off the entire family and the entire world. And, the ma...

I can't get enough of “Yee” The Yee meme has really blown up recently. I've seen Yee photos in 4 and 8 chan posts and other things. It even has its own sub-reddit . I introduced this strange meme to a co-worker and he introduced it to some friends. They started using the Yee Song as a ring tone. It is funny that this became a thing last year, but has been around for a while. Even the guy that started the meme is surprised it became a thing. Here are some of my favorites. Wrecking Yee Ghost-Busters Yee Yeeman

Pizza Guy gets screwed I know the title sounds like a porn scene, but it is actually a real story about a bunch of car dealership folks really screwing over a pizza delivery guy out of a tip. And, they did it in the most dick-ish way possible. The bill came up to 43 bucks and the dealership guys gave him a 50 dollars worth of bills. From the consumerist.com, (( The driver shows up to deliver the pizzas, which came to a total price of $42 and some odd cents. He received $50 — two $20 bills and two $5 bills, and while this part isn’t in the video, he says he confirmed with the workers that they wouldn’t need change and left, thinking he’d gotten a $7 tip. )) If you're going to spend up to 43 bucks, and give the guy 50, just let him have the change. Basically, the dealership guys called the pizza place back and demanded the 7 dollars in change. So the pizza guy had to drive back to dealership. I can understand why the guy was pissed at these folks. H...

Star Wars Holiday Special revisited The guys over at Red Letter Media reviewed the very off-putting Holiday Special. I've already wrote about this special. I find it shocking that many younger people have no idea this existed. I always mention special whenever some talks about how bad Episode 1 is. It is a struggle to sit through the entire Special, but I think every SW fan should force themselves to sit through it once. They're right that this special was just a variety show. Heck, it was produced by a group that made variety shows. This was clearly a product of the 70s. Thankfully, this type of show isn't popular anymore.  Yes, they are covering up a lot with the heavy makeup. This special was released in 78, a year later from A New Hope. Yes, it was after the horrible car accident Mark Hamill had in 77. I think the heavy makeup in this special was to cover some of the scars Hamill had.  I could be wrong, but he looks completely differe...

Grown Ups 2 (Part 2) You know the movie is in trouble when it literally ends on a fart joke.   Yes, Sandler ends his movie on a big wet fart.   Yes, a big fart sums up this entire movie.   The movie begins with a piss joke and ends on a fart joke.   The circle of shit? Now, there is another good thing about the movie.   There is NO Rob Schneider in this piece of crap.   Rob doesn’t infect this movie with his horrible wormy character.   However, they added a character that is a brother to the Schneider character.   This new character is much, much worst than Schneider.   It is in the form of Nick Swardson .   Swardson’s character might actually be the worst character written in any Adam Sandler. Swardson is Sandler's buddy, so that means he has to be in every movie that Sandler makes. And, his scenes are so unfunny that they alone will ruin the movie for you.   Nick plays a stoned bus driver that gets messed ar...

I hate both of these type of Gamers...however (bit of a rant) Thanks to Redditfor showing this . I hate the Guy/Dude/Bro gamer that talks so much shit and belittles the nerd type gamers. You're insults aren't funny. We get it you made fun or beat up his types in high school. A lot of nerdy gamers took to gaming to get away from your types. The nerd guy is someone that needs some sunlight and he's annoying too. He's like that one creepy gamer that hangs out in arcades alone and waits for you to play a player vs player game. He'll join in beat the crap out of your player and take over the game as if it means something. We've all had those encounters. Both of them have forgotten that gaming should be for fun and escape. Is this staged? It feels a bit too WCW to me However, the worst person in the video is the hype man/second banana/promoter guy in the background. He's the guy in the red shirt looking over the Bro-dude's sh...

Grown Ups 2 (Part 1 of 2) Grown Ups 2 (Part 1 of 2) This movie opens up with Sandler taking deer piss from a CGI deer.   Isn’t that funny? Nope.   The movie isn’t funny.   Adam Sandler managed to make the most anti-movie in history.   With no real central plot and some on the fly jokes stringed together, you get a sequel that is far worst than the original.   Little Nicky is a masterpiece compared to this thing and I am sorry for giving that movie so such crap.    Sadly, LK was a box office bomb and GU2 is actually a hit despite it rather high budget.   We’ll see another one.   How does North America keep supporting these bad movies?   Stop it. F’ the plot because there really isn’t one.   All the scenes are disconnected from each other and the jokes keep going on in that scene until they run out gas. There are a lot of sports cameos.   We get it, Sandler, you like sports.    He likes to fill...

Star Trek: TNG Sins of the Father (Deleted scenes).    Head over to Trek Core and watch these deleted moments from one of my favorite episodes of TNG Sins of the Father . SOTF is kind of a subplot with Worf and the Klingons that we will see carried out from this episode all the way to the final episodes of DS9. Worf's dishonor would be something that would be mentioned through both TNG and DS9, even when he gets his honor back both times. An episode like this would have never been made under Gene's rule on TNG. Gene sort of had a dislike for Klingons it seems. Worf was kind of a bruiting fool that kept getting his ass handed to him in the first two seasons. And, Gene had to be convinced to have Worf on as main characters. It was later revealed that Gene fought hard with Lenard and the director of ST:VI on an early cut of the film, which dealt with Klingons. At this point, Berman and Pillar had a lot of control over TNG (and Lenard would take control of ST:VI...