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Helpful Bus I love these PG Porn videos. I found this over on Reddit and I got a kick out of this. I remember these bangbus videos where these guys would pick up “random” girls and have sex with them. Then you would see the same girl in a different video thus bringing down your notion that Bangbus was real. Come on, if they really did pick up random real women, they would get tons of lawsuits and it might just be illegal. They got the whole Bangbros vibe right. There's always a creepy “rapper” type driver. By the way, aren't most of the women in the video actual pornstars? I know that the black girl is one. Never mind, the making of vid reveals the truth . This video was posted back in 2010, so most of them aren't in the biz anymore.  It always bothered me to see the series called Bangbus because they're not riding in a bus, but a van.  I guess calling it Creepy Van just doesn't have the same ring to it.   And, yes this is the same J...

Rakesh Agrawal: Part 2 As I said before, Twitter will get you in trouble, so stop tweeting stuff. Anyway, you will remember that this Agrawal dude got himself fired for tweeting off the handle with some unkind words for his fellow employees. The best part is his “after” tweets. Here are a few amusing ones. From his twitter , ((I'll be heads down working on that for a bit and will be tweeting less than normal and a LOT less than the last few days. )) I bet you will. At least he has a sense a humor about it now. Perhaps take a year off from twitter considering it got you fired? From his twitter, ((... Twitter says, WHOA WHOA WHOA! what's going on here? Do you need help? Your friends are concerned about you. )) When twitter becomes self aware, we are all doomed. There so much power in 150 characters, right? From Twitter, ((My deepest apologies to everyone I've hurt, especially @ davidmarcus and @ stan_chudnovsky . )) David Marc...

Honest Trailers: Attack of the Clones The love story stuff is really really bad. And, it is makes the movie far worst than it should be. It was as if Lucas wasn't even trying to make convincing lines and dialogue. Someone really should have taken Lucas to the side and said, “We need a script doctor on this dialogue, George.” George is good in making compelling worlds, but human interaction is a complete mystery to him. He did reduce Jar-Jar's role. I loved the last 40 minutes of this movie, but I had to sit through some bad love talk to get to it. We could have combined Episode I and II into one good 2 hour plus movie. By the way, I still have my 3D Attack of the Clones key chain and I still use it.  

Ed helms and Jason Sudeikis: Holy Crap, they look alike I am currently watching We're the Millers and Ed Helms shows up as the drug boss to Jason Sudeikis. I looked at the two and thought, they really look alike. It is very uncanny how much they look alike. They're like twins.   So, they're in the same damn movie together, which is confusing.  

Twitter causes another person to lose their job.    From The Drum, ((PayPal’s strategy chief Rakesh Agrawa has left the company after he took to Twitter to rant and swear about his colleagues. )) Great job, Twitter. Look, I've had some major-major meltdowns but usually through e-mails, so only one person at a time knew I was losing it. However, Twitter just broadcast to the world you're having a meltdown. I just think nothing good comes from this social media for the most part. Something tells me there wasn't much strategy going on when he went to Twitter to attack his fellow workers. ((‘Christina Smedley is a useless. Piece of s**t.’ )) (("Oh. I quit pay a tonight” )) He almost seemed to call his fellow people poopy heads. Naturally, Pay Pal sent out their very own tweet. ((Rakesh Agrawal is no longer with the company. Treat everyone with respect. No excuses. PayPal has zero tolerance. )) I've had some major meltdowns, so I ...

RIP Bob Hoskins "I got no keys for these cuffs!" From NY Daily News, ((His agent told BBC News that Hoskins, 71, died of pneumonia. He had suffered for several years from Parkinson’s disease, which forced him to retire from acting in 2012.)) I fondly remember Hoskins from one of my faverite movies Who Framed Roger Rabbit (please, Eddie). He played the gruff, heavy drinker Eddie Valiant . He was one of there better things in Hook   as well. And you can tell he was having a lot of fun with the role. Then, there was the often mocked Super Mario Bros.   And, yes that movie was shit, but he gave it his all, despite the shit that happened behind the scenes. I loved his take as J. Edgar Hoover in the often overlooked Nixon movie. His take was better than Leonardo DiCaprio 's version of the character I thought. Another overlooked movie is Heart Condition with Denzel. It was the one where a racist cop receives a heart from a black guy. It's sad to ...

Efrem Zimbalist Jr. RIP From The Hollywood Reporter, (( Efrem Zimbalist Jr. , the suave leading man who starred on ABC for 15 straight seasons on  77 Sunset Strip   and then  The F.B.I. , died Friday at his ranch in Solvang, Calif., his children announced. He was 9 )) This guy has had a long history of being a great actor, but most comic book fans will fondly remember this actor for his great work as Alfred in the Batman TAS. He actually played the same character in the same universe in Justice League's Starcrossed episodes. He will always be the voice of my Alfred.  One of his last performances... Anyway, check out the rest of his roles starting back in 1946 .   

Ghostbusters II: Oscar Twins Do you remember those very strange looking twins that played the baby Oscar in Ghostbusters II? I hated the fact they added a baby to mix of Ghostbusters franchise, but some people love babies in their movies. Who am I to complain? GBII was a weaker movie not just because of the baby factor. Anyway,  what happened to these twins from the movie? They are Henry and William Deutschendorf. The GB wiki says they only did the Ghostbusters movie, so they avoided all the shit that usually comes with child actors thankfully. They ended being Martial Arts teacher at the West Coast Martial Arts Academy . That's pretty cool . Here's a story about them . I am not going say anything bad about these guys anymore, because they might just kick my ass.

E-Cigarette Prick I went to a Chinese takeout place and placed an order.  There was this pudgy pasty white guy that came off as a total ass when he talked to the counter lady.  It was just his attitude in his tone that angered me.  After placing my order, I went to the Kroger store next door.   I came back to the takeout place, and I smelled a faint smell of cigarette smoke.   Pudgy guy was talking to the counter lady rather loudly about his e-cigarette.   “Actually, I’m not really smoking a cigarette.   It is just vapor,” Pudgy Guy proclaimed as if scripted.   “Okay, but it just messes with my senses,” she tried her best to say it nicely.   I guessed Pudgy Guy lit an e-cig and started smoking it in the restaurant and the lady asked him to put it out.   Pudgy Guy went on about the benefits of e-cigs and stuff as if on script.   Clearly, this prick lit the cig in order to get confronted by the storeowner just so h...