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http://rantocracy.blogspot.com/2006/12/brilliant-movie-recut-freddy-got.html Head over to MC’s site to see a freaking funny Freddy Got Fingered trailer. It just goes to prove that any movie can be cut into a masterpiece trailer. Freddy Got Fingered is one of the worst movies ever created. I actually work with some people that love this movie and defend it. There’s not much to defend. I like what Roger Ebert had to say ((The film is a vomitorium consisting of 93 minutes of Tom Green doing things that a geek in a carnival sideshow would turn down. Six minutes into the film, his character leaps from his car to wag a horse penis. This is, we discover, a framing device--to be matched by a scene late in the film where he sprays his father with elephant semen, straight from the source.)) Yep, this movie is that bad. The only scene worth seeing is the Daddy would u like some sausage? Scene. The only funny scene

Star Wars Episode One: Part One of Three review Ask anyone out in the street about his or her thoughts on Episode 1, you’re likely to get mixed feelings about the movie. When George Lucas began to write the movie, the hype machine started to grind on and everyone had high hopes for this movie. When the movie was finally released, many of the fans felt let down, and some were shocked. Fanboys everywhere were pissed. They wanted an epic story with dark overtones, this was what the marketing people promised, but it wasn’t what fans received. I, for one, wasn’t disappointed, because I knew going in that Lucas was heading in a different direction, a direction he started with the kid-friendly Return of the Jedi . So, I was aware that the movie wasn’t going to be dark or character driven. So, basically I’m saying that part of the let down from the fans came from Lucas, while the other part was from the fans expecting too much from a guy who sold out years ago. And, des...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ssz5fvkCBMQ Can someone please tell me what the hell this is? BTW, this is a spoof of the original video, which is also bad. The original one is so bad that it's funny. It's strange, but catchy in a Mr. T sort of way. Basically, Genghis Khan is singing in a bad pop/disco group about historical locations and events. I'm sure the real Khan is happy that his image is being used in such a “fabulous” manner. What's next, a Joesph Stalin rap group? (Actually, I would like to see that one.) I looked them up on Answers.com and found this. (( Dschinghis Khan (Pronounced "Jingis" Khan) was a German pop band, created in 1979 to compete in the Eurovision Song Contest . The name of the band is the German spelling of " Genghis Khan ", and was chosen to fit the song of the same name, written and produced by Ralph Siegel with lyrics by Bernd Meinunger. )) It would seem that they're making a come back under the na...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CuYD2cwMbpw Matt Damon does an okay Matthew McConaughey impression. I agree with Mat that McConaughey is a little off.

Carey vs. Carey The world is a strange place and this lawsuit just makes it even stranger. Mariah Carey (Glitter) is suing a Pornstar by the name of Mary Carey. ((Singer Mariah Carey, best known for her astounding voice, which can cover all the notes from the alto vocal range leading to those of a soprano, will reportedly take legal action against a similarly named porn star to prevent her from trademarking the similar name 'Mary Carey'.)) Mariah, do you really think a Pornstar will take record sales away from you? Why are you threatened by her, she looks nothing like you, but there is a Pornstar by the name of Mariah Cherry that looks like Mariah Carey’s twin, but you don’t see Mariah going after her. Just do a google search on Mariah Cherry and you’ll see the resemblance (be prepared for offensive pictures). (("It's kind of funny because I'm a porn star and I've been being myself for a long time. I think she's being silly," said M...

Boondocks clips. For no reason at all, I decided put these links up. Booty Butt Cheeks http://youtube.com/watch?v=b3EjsSVMdjo Comment: This clip is making fun of all the hip-hop videos that show up on BET. “Booty Butt-Cheeks!” BET does take many hits on the show. This song and video makes a lot ___________________________ This is the famous Martin Luther King scene on the show http://youtube.com/watch?v=jEuwyvYZS3I Comment: This episode received a lot of attention and mainly because the Martin Luther King character used the N-word. What the character has to say about Black America is absolutely right, and some black people don't want to hear the truth. The main joke is the fact that MLK hired a black promotion team to get the word out about the New Black National Party, but it ended up becoming a party. Another point I would like to make out is this episode is out of continuity from the rest of the episodes.

Last weekend, my friends talked me into seeing Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny and I bitched and moaned all the way to the theater. I like Jack Black and I loved School of Rock. Plus, I've heard many of Tenacious D's albums over the years and enjoyed them. However, I felt like Han Solo, “I have a bad feeling about this.” Yet, the movie wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be and it did do its job; to make me laugh. Black carries the entire movie on his shoulders, because there isn't much in the way of a plot. Even though the dick and fart jokes made me laugh, the film itself was not very good. The story is about how JB and KG formed the group Tenacious D, and their epic search for the Pick of Destiny. You see the Devil lost a tooth and some wise wizard formed a guitar pick out of it. throughout the ages various rock stars have used the Pick's power to play kick ass music. The positive thing that stands out in the entire movie are the very good ...

Is the little baby mad? Uh, this is news because? What happen Bill O'Reilly, run out of things to say about Happy Feet ? Talk about jumping the shark... Yeah, so some of the things she said is offensive, but calling it child abuse? Yeah, right. Go back to talking about boycotts and calling female producers on the phone, Bill.

What the hell is going on with this Eddie Murphy and Mel B thing? It would seem like Eddie has finally realized what everyone else knew from the get-go, that the former Spice Girl is a little loopy. ((According to TMZ.com, the actor was asked on a Dutch TV show this weekend if he was happy with the pregnant Melanie, to which he responded, "You`re being presumptuous, because we`re not together anymore. And I don`t know whose child that is, until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn`t jump to conclusions, sir.")) This sounds like the plot line to The Nutty Professor III: The Next Generation . But, I have to say this; this whole thing is far more interesting than watching I Spy , The Adventures of Pluto Nash , and Bowfinger combined. Make this into a movie. ((Murphy already six children, five with Nicole, and one from a prior relationship, and Brown has a daughter from her short-lived marriage to dancer Jimmy Gulzar.)) Sorry, Eddie, but couldn’t ...