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Anyone who has read this blog over the 20-plus years knows I have always hated this guy.  I never found him appealing or funny.  It is only fitting that we discover his true form.  I’ve been getting many videos suggested about his crime recently.   This was the very last commercial from Subway based on the Jared universe.  For 15 years, we had to see this saggy sack of shit try to sell up on subpar sandwiches.  Little did we know he was a horrible predator that actively preyed on children and had a cornucopia of CP in his lair.  This carpetbagger, sandwich-eating POS was a really bad person and fooled an entire nation.  It gets even creepier knowing he aimed a lot of his ads and talks toward children.  This video seems to hint at Subway kind of parting ways or ending the chapter on Jared.   The comments are brilliant.  You can’t make this shit up.  Jared was at the top of his world when he made this commercial, not re...

Nettles did another great Change the Channel video.   Once the JewWario material was released, the Change the Channel movement essentially fell apart.  It made most of the complainants look bad, as they seemed to want to cover up the SA issues.  They wanted to get the document out there and ignore the elephant in the room, JewWario.   Given some of the major pushers of Change the Channel, it feels like it grew out of the resentment of Channel Awesome not taking a stand on GamerGate.  Some of the former talent that had more SJW vibes wanted to get back at CA.  They knew that the JewWario thing would derail their attempt at canceling CA.  They were right.  People no longer cared about getting food and coffee breaks. Someone that they claimed was their friend was outed as a sex pest, and it needed to be discussed more than To Boldly Flee.   It is very interesting that no one talks about JewWario and that SA claim.  

Ah, the hedgehog himself.  Ron Jermery is and was a gross man.  He is ugly, yet he has had more women than I will ever have in my entire life, for good or bad.  When you were younger, you’d probably look up to him.  In the 70s and 80s, he had everything.  Today, he is a babbling fool sitting in a room drooling on himself. He will always have those sexual assault charges hovering over his fat and sweaty head.  Oh, have the mighty fallen.   Ron has been in more mainstream movies and games than any pornstar.  One of my favorite stories about Ron Jeremy is the story about him being in Crank 2.  The directors did not want to cast Jeremy because they felt it was too cliché to have him in their movie.  Ron heard about the casting of all the actors from the adult industry.  They did not hire him, but he showed up to set thinking they forgot to call him.  What an ego. 

This death is a total shock, yet it really isn’t a shock.  When a person relapses in your home, it can be a dangerous time for you and your family.  Addicts lash out, and they lash out hard.  I’ve seen this my whole life in my family.   His drug-addicted son murdered Rob Reiner.  More and more information is coming out each day about the murders.  While Rob was a boomer, he meant so much to my generation.  The Princess Bride and Stand By Me are two of the best movies for Gen Xers.  We all grew up on these two movies directed by Reiner.  I still remember that scene from Misery in the bed.  Ghosts of Mississippi is an intense movie that I rewatched recently.  Keep in mind that Gene Hackman, who died at his home as well, starred in Ghosts of Mississippi.  Rob was able to get out of Gene Hackman’s way and let him become an interesting character in that movie.   I will never connect or get When Harry Met Sally…, but...

I just got a new smartphone a few weeks back.  I had to turn off the censorship of curse words on the text messages.  These North Korean phones take the censorship to a new level.  I suppose these phones are from 2020, and they are restrictive.  I also like that you can not type in South Korea into the phone without it autocorrecting it to “puppet state”.   Anyway, check out the video. 

These Red Cow guys do discuss the Spoony issue.  Spoony, while arrogant, was a talented fellow.  However, the personal demons he faced were too much.  He started to rage and doom tweet all day and night about Trump and not fulfilling his duties as a content creature.  He felt Tweeting was more important than his work, house, and girlfriend.  He sat in an empty house, refusing to do anything.   The entire Channel Awesome group seems entitled to me now, and went after Doug when it wasn’t profitable for them.  The Red Cow guys also mention that Lupa spearheaded this failed attempt to cancel Channel Awesome.  Linsey was also involved in pushing this attack, too.   I loved To Bolgly Free for its time.  It was an interesting endeavor.  It isn't something I could have done. 

She would later voice Agent L in the outstanding MIB cartoon series.  This show received a lot of praise for its writing and animation.  Interestingly enough, she would leave that series before the final season.  They replaced her with another Jennifer, Jennifer Martin.  Unlike Trek, I can’t get a firm answer as to why she left that series.  Did she have another meltdown?  She completely left acting in 2001.   However, things haven’t ended up well for the former Trek actress after she left.  She got married and moved to Tennessee.  She married writer/indie filmmaker Hwang Phil-Seon.  They have one adult offspring.  I can not find much on Hwang.  He’s done a lot of indies and underground film work .   She has exposed herself to children , refusing to put her clothes back on.  They had to summon a female officer to force Lien to put on some clothes and arrest her.  I really don’t like the exposure charg...

For years, the cast and crew of Star Trek Voyager would never fully disclose the sudden departure of Jennifer Lien.  Whenever some would bring it up to the cast, they’d get uncomfortable, It would later add fuel to a major feud between Kate Mulgrew and Jeri Ryan.  Things got so intense that most of the cast didn't want to be around when Ryan and Mulgrew shared a scene. That is for another story. I used to find Jennifer Lien attractive.  She is only a few years older than me. Lien played the interesting Kes character.  After the third season, Lien left the show, or was fired.  ST fans heard conflicting reports about her departure.  The most famous and false one was that “The writers never had a grasp on her character”.  After years of this story, we now know that was a lie.  Screen  From Screen Rant , S he began to become distracted, inattentive, there was just something off. I asked her to come into my office and probed gently to see i...

Whenever I talk about Little Shop of Horrors, I have three scenes I talk about.  I mention the context behind the Bill Murray cameo, the original ending to the movie, and the flying motorcycle scene.   I remember watching this movie with my good friend on VHS.  We were watching it, and the scene above happened.  Steve Martin’s character is heard laughing.  Out of nowhere, no context given, his motorcycle flies onto the screen and safely lands near Seymore.  Seymour looks shocked, even looking down at the bike, amazed.  After that, no one mentions or reacts to it.   My friend and I freaked out and drowned in laughter.   “Did that motorcycle just fly?”  “Rewind.”  For about three minutes, we just kept rewatching that scene.   Not too many people talk about that random occurrence.  Luckily, other people have noticed this scene.  Red Letter Media mentioned it in their review.  For a long time, I t...

Phil Fish is a name I haven’t heard in a long time.  I remember that he was one of the biggest pricks on this side of gaming on the DSP level. I hate this little hipster asshat.  He was a clown who thought more of himself.  After GamerGate, he faded away.   The thing I want to know is this: Is he still friends with Zoe Quinn?  What are his thoughts about the cancellation and suicide of Alec Holowka? Phil is one of those white hipsters who really annoy me.  Everything about him just pisses me off. 

Okay, WB, you got me hooked.  I wasn’t going to watch this episode, but caught it after finishing up Dexter Resurrection.  I am astonished by how well-made the episode was.  You grab people with a powerful opening.  It reminded me of the first episode of Game of Thrones.   Like everyone else has mentioned, the last ten minutes are one of the best and shocking moments I’ve seen.  The show sets up things, only to take them away.  They aren’t shying away from the horror and violence.  By the way, this show is tied directly to the newer It movies.   Okay, we’ll see where this show goes.   Side note:  There is a direct connection to the movie The Shining.  

Whoa, did we flashback to 2014? Woke Busters, really? So, the Shamwow guy has gravitated to the far right since 2016.  He started out as a Scientology hack in the early 2000s, then transitioned into the cable TV salesman/pitchman role by copying Billy Mays.  Then he got involved with a hooker, who kicked his ass.  Now, he’s into the Trump-verse after it is uncool to be in the Trump universe.  Why should I care about trans rights or the other issues raised in this “parody”?  If they’re not fucking with me, I don’t care either way.   This video is bad, and I have to wonder if this was made during the 2014-2016 rage when the culture wars were raging on.  I used to like this, even during his hooker-fighting days, but this is sad. 

Twitch is a different animal from YouTube.  It feels like Twitch is a safe place for more fragile people and leans far-far left.  People tend to go there to hide from trolls and counterarguments, such as Raiden Hasen Piker.  When it comes to actual security, Twitch is lacking.   If you are funding a convention with a lot of lonely, creepy, Reddit users with access to cute Twitch streamers, you'd better have better security than one delayed man guarding your talent.  The power of gooners is on another level.  Cute girls and gooners don’t mix without security, law enforcement, and drone strikes.   I know very little about Emiru or what she does.  She’s cute, and that is all I know.  I am not her audience.  However, watching her get assaulted at a freaking convention is disconcerting.   I want to know more about the gooner who assaulted Emiru.  

So, what happens when you get a crazy fool who likes explosives and enjoys being nude?  You get this video. This happened in Louisville, my hometown.  It happened in the east end of Louisville, my stomping grounds.  We don’t get this type of call in the east end.   The context of this shit show was that the guy refused to leave him room after checkout.  When you’re busy making bombs, you tend to lose track of time… I guess.  After the cops showed up, Leonard Pitchford (great name for a bomber) decided to blow up one of his own bombs.  There were two problems with his masterful plan.  One, he set off the bomb in his own room in his own face.  Two, he was butt-ass naked when he did it.  The one thing you want to be fully clothed in is making or setting off explosives.  You don’t want to hurt sensitive bits.   It would seem the naked bomber isn’t sane enough to face trial yet.  You think?  Something tells me he...

Our man Jeff Sokol.  Even people who aren’t versed in the TCAP universe are aware of the pizza-eating predator.  When you think of pizza, you think of Jeff Sokol as a clown and will be forever connected to his sting.  This is the same video where he offers Chris Hansen a slice of his predator pizza.   Currently, Jeff Sokol’s pizza video has over 70 million views.  Imagine nearly 100 million people seeing that you are an asshole and a predator. Keep in mind that He brought a marriage contract, booze, boner pills, and more. He drove almost three hours to meet an underage girl. What a piece of shit. Yes, I know you read and watch everything that mentions you, Jeff. This is all in jest and intended as a parody, mocking you. Hi, Jeff. 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 The location where he got the pizza has a long-running joke of receiving troll reviews, making fun of Jeff’s sting.  Now, if you visit the Planet Pizza Google website  where this incident ...

I had no idea that one of the Ghostbusters II babies, grown up, had died.  Usually, movie studios will cast twins in baby and child roles in order to get around child labor laws.  You film one for a few hours and then swap it for the one resting.  It saves time in the studios.  For me, just don’t write babies into the movie.  Then again, I am not a fan of babies anyway.  Baby Ocasar played a significant role in the weaker GB: II.   William T. Deutschendorf and Henry J. Deutschendorf II both played the role of Baby Oscar.  Unlike other child actors, these twins never had a desire to continue acting.  They got into martial arts and became teachers at the West Coast Martial Arts Academy.   Henry died back in 2017 from suicide and mental issues.  He was only 28 years old.  Having suffered from depression over the years.  It is a little disheartening to see this baby in Ghostbusters II in the 80s, and now he’s no lon...

Five years ago, the New Warriors and the Internet gas .   Whatever happened to the New Warriors ?  Remember the Internet Gas and the Marvel Wonder Twins ?  I mean, they promoted this comic like it was the second coming of the woke shit.  Then, it quietly disappeared, never to be published.  The writer and beta reader , Daniel Kibblesmith , never discussed it.   Despite his cuck, beta status as a meme, he is a busy dude.  Look, he and I won’t get along, but the man has done a lot of work. 

I just watched the Pee Wee Herman documentary.  The one thing that they didn’t delve into too much was the long and complicated relationship between Phil Harman and Paul Rubens.  Phil was there when Pee Wee was formed; he worked with Paul on the concepts for the stage show.  Phil was a main character on the stage show.   The doc really doesn't dig deeper into their relationship too much.  Phil was, in fact, one of the people who helped mold and shape the Pee Wee character.  He was there, helping Paul create the stage show The Pee-wee Herman Show.  He had a legitimate reason to share credit with Paul about creating the Pee Wee Herman universe.  He helped write the hit movie Big Adventure with Paul, despite Paul taking most of the credit for the movie.  Tim Burton and Hartman had a lot to do with that success.  I think their relationship completely fell off the cliff after the first season of Pee Wee’s Playhouse, given Phil was only i...

At least he is creating some kind of content.  He’s not sitting in his keepers’ home and doing nothing but collecting government checks.  He’s doing that too, but he is back to making shit.  The video is subpar due to its poor stop-motion effects.  It is made worse by its AI-generated theme song.  I’d rather have Chris Chan’s whiny voice, off-key, sing it instead.  Old Chris Chan would have sung it.   I kind of don’t like that Chris Chan is focusing more on Transformers and ruining it for me.  Stick to fucking with My Little Pony.   By linking directly to his video, I am giving him money and attention, but whatever.  He’ll probably stumble in here and leave a stupid comment calling me a troll, a heretic, or both. 

What in the hell did I just watch?  I watch Tubi movies at a restaurant, and I have never seen anything like these movies.  They’re on the Neil Breen level.   -How in the hell did that guy curve a bullet?  Was this movie a comedy?  His partner was shocked by the results.  By the way, the woman getting killed has a shirt that says “Respect my titt’s”   -I’m ugly as fuck.  Okay, that one was funny too.   Know your limits.   -The shovel killer:  This is probably the best shovel-killing acting since Kanye West’s Flashing Lights music video.   -Best Broom attack:  This is the best stunt acting ever.  One character touches another with a broom, and that person falls asleep.   -I’m just a kid:  Uh, your parents were just killed, and you have minimal reaction to it.  Then the killers kick all three bodies.  Way to kick them when they’re down.   

Boy meets girl.  The boy takes the girl on tour with him to concerts.  The boy kills and dismembers the girl and shoves her in the trunk of a Cybertruck.  The boy takes the truck and leaves it somewhere close to his rented house.  The boy goes on tour as if nothing happened.   S ounds like a lovely story, doesn’t it ?   I had no idea who this D4vd was.  He’s one of these Fortnite gamers turned singer who have never really done a real day's work in their lives and have gotten famous almost overnight.  Now, I’ve heard some of his music, and it isn’t bad.  It is a bit too black-emo for me, but I am not the target audience of 5-15 year olds.   He fell in love with one of his pre-teen fans…Celeste Rivas Hernández.   What kind of sick f’ dates an 11-year-old and then takes her away from her family and school?  He tucked her away in the background.   The crazy part is that most of his videos rely on his m...

Sigh, let’s get this out of the way.  The Charlie Kirk assassination video is scary and terrible.  One minute, he is spewing nonsense out at trans people, and a second, he is cut loose by a bullet.   He didn’t deserve to be cut down like this, 1960s style.  No matter all the shitty things he said, showing him like this is a cowardly and bitch move.   Before his murder, I knew little to nothing about Charlie Kirk.  For me, politics bores me.  Both the right and left make me sick.  I don’t care about anything Kirk said before.  I was just confused by his attention on gay and black matters, given that he is neither gay nor black.  Not that he didn’t have the right to discuss them, it just seemed to be his focus.   To the killer, because you did this for rainbow people, you’re putting them at risk.  The blowback and attacks against the gay, trans, and other communities will be bigger.   You don't solve a di...

Why was this straight man so obsessed with his own ass?  This asshole took so many selfies with his skinny butt as if he fell in with it.  A great many selfies were released in the Bryan Kohberger case.  Like many people in their 20s, he took a lot of selfies.  Unlike his peers, he never sent them to other people.  Kohberger never had any long-term friends.  So, he just took these photos for himself.  Why?   I may be showing my age, but why take pictures of yourself driving, flexing, or sitting alone in a restaurant?  You are not a chick, Bryan.  You had little to no social media.  Plus, you were going for your PhD. Is this a good look?   I am a little disturbed that this fucker is so into his own ass?  Why so many pictures?  Keep in mind that I am sparing you all the ass shots and shirtless pictures. I am scared by what I saw.

To borrow a quote from Chris Rock, “What kind of fucked up world do we live in?”  We live in the dark timeline when a freaking rat , who loves pizza, gets arrested for credit card fraud.   Yes, they arrested him in the full Chuck E. Cheese outfit! It is surreal to see him in that stupid headgear and the kids crying.  I love that they placed the Chuck head on the cop car.  Plus, the cops call him Mickey Mouse.  Uh, that is Chuck E. Cheese, freaking rat.   Who is his lawyer, Mayor McCheese?   By the way, this happened in Florida, in Tallahassee.  This is the same city where the Donna Adelson trial happened.   Oh, since he is a rat, I am sure he will rat out other people.