Lark
Voorhies: The Writer
Lark
Voorhies (not related to Jason) played Lisa Turtle on that horrible
sitcom Saved By the Bell. I had friends that thought she was the
hottest thing on that show and had huge crushes on her. I never
bothered watching the show. Flash-forward to the 2000s and she is
looking a bit different and somewhat crazier than before. It looks
like she had so much facial surgery that her face is completely
different now. Plus, she had a few screwed up marriages and
interviews.
Here's
the best part. Despite losing her mind, she decided to write and
self-publish three books. That's right at the height of her
breakdown she wrote three books...on her own. Holy crap.
Just look at these
reviews from Amazon. They are very amusing.
From
Paul
Inagawa ((This
is quite simply the greatest book ever written, of all time, by a
margin so wide that no book penned passed this point could even
remotely compare. You want a difficult read? This book makes Ulysses
look like a Tyler Perry screenplay. You want commas? You're in luck,
because this book has more commas than words. It has so many commas I
thought my book was raining. The commas broke my Kindle, which is a
relief, because I'll never have to read again until the universe
reaches maximum entropy. It's that good. ))
From
M
((However, after reading the free preview of this book, I can see
that Ms. Voorhies is in desperate need of help. I've seen mentally
competent people make spelling and grammar mistakes here and there,
and many people with mental disorders write well. Unfortunately, Ms.
Voorhies is not one of them. I tried to understand what I was
reading, honestly I TRIED. But I could not make heads or tails of
this. I've never seen so many commas in a book, and the fact that Ms.
Voorhies thought that it was a good idea to put a comma between each
word tells you a lot about her mental state. ))
From
Herbert, ((This MUST be
software-generated random strings of, hoo-ha. Maybe novelty
collectors would put it in their collections without bearing to read,
it even for Chuckles. ))
Not since Dietetics
has a book been written by a bigger crazy person. For all we know,
she is trying to start her own religion. Google is selling her books
for around 5-6 bucks, but Amazon has them around 10 bucks. I almost
want to buy one of these books just to see how crazy they are.
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