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Nicki Minaj vs. Rosenberg I am kind of upset that Rosenberg didn't stand his ground a bit more, but he still didn't let up. If you didn't know, Rosenberg dissed the song during a concert he was MC-ing. I agreed that Minaj took the easy way out with the shitty pop songs that sounded like a Euro-dance song, and people need to call her out for that. I find it frustrating that she decided to take a pop route when she has proven that she can do a good hip-hop song like Beez in the Trap . After taking the pop song route, she start dressing goofy and making some really bad songs. From Joonbug.com, ((The Queens-native rapper finally agreed to join the Hot 97 morning show with Rosenberg to release the steam and let go off the negativity between the two. After Rosenberg expressed his hate of Nicki’s hit single “Starships” right before the annual Summer Jam Fest in which Nicki was supposed to perform in, she pulled out of the show completely. )) Either...

Stupid people at McDonald's This prolonged fight was brought to you by Mc-Wraps. This is just a fight by a bunch of stupid people. You would think these people would leave knowing that the police were coming. Why were the mothers, who seem very young, keeping their babies around this fight? What was up with the fat dude in the white T-shirt? Was he sneaking bites of people's food? How did the black guy lose his shirt? And the black guy of course gets arrested. The camera guy is a complete douche. “I'll cuff him.” I didn't see a gun anywhere. By mentioning the gun, the cops are going to come onto the scene more aggressive and someone could have been hurt “This is a family restaurant.” The manger kept saying it. No shit lady.

Wedding Group Falls into water Well, it is the day you will remember for your whole life right? It almost looks fake, but it looks like it was real . I guess you don't put 29 people on a cheap dock. That's a lot of wedding cake weight. I believe a Kraken pulled down the dock.  Frank and Tricia Fearon, this is actually a good omen. When a Kraken shows up and brings down the dock, that is considered good luck. This reminds me of an older video...

Cougar Life ad I actually laughed at this ad when I saw it on TV. I love that we have all these dating services everywhere, like Zoosk and Christian Mingle. I also got a kick out of the fact they got away with putting a Milf Pornstar in their TV spot.  Hey, at least it is better than those lame Christian Mingle or Zoosk ads.   Since when did older start using the term Cougar to describe themselves? Cougar used to be a sort of derogatory term for an older lady pouncing on a younger man.  So, at some point the Milf Federation embraced the term.   And, I am all for older women getting their freak on. I'd loved to have an older woman paying for my dinner or buying my movie ticket. I just thought this ad was a bit strange. From Merriam-Webster, (( : 1  a large powerful tawny-brown cat ( Felis concolor ) formerly widespread in the Americas but now reduced in number or extinct in many areas —called also  catamount, mountain lion, panther, puma ...

Pappa John’s Pizza:  better ingredients better racists?  Damn, even when we do tip we still get dissed.  Yeah, the guy gets really racist toward the end of the message.  I thought he’d just say the “n-word” once, but he kept going and made a song out of it.  It was as if the N-word gave him an X-Potion every time he used it.  By the way, I believe the song he’s parodying is the theme for Swat.  I don’t think the composer had the version from the video above in mind when he made the song.  Though I could be wrong.  If you’re going to include racist with every pizza, can I have a discount?  I mean put it in writing when I get some extra racist topped on that pizza. Because this video instantly went viral, even the Papa John's CEO had to come out and denounce the racist rant/song. He felt the heat and it wasn't coming from his pizza oven.  From ABC.com, (( Papa John's Chairman and CEO John Schnatter apologized t...

Star Trek Into Darkness (Spoilers) (Part 1 of 2) While the 2009 movie is better paced, this sequel feels more like a Star Trek movie. Into Darkness is a better Trek movie with a compelling villain. In many ways, this is a retelling of Star Trek II The Wrath of Khan, but with different outcomes. After the opening, the movie does tend to drag in some places, before revving up again for the third act. And, most of the third act is very entertaining and action packed. Abrams does give this world a nice bright and colorful look. I actually like the bright lights and the Apple Computer look of the Enterprise. It is complete contrast to the darker sets of the original sets of the TOS movies. Abrams keeps the camera moving and the scenes quick without the near confuse like Michael Bay. Actually, Bay could learn a few things from Abrams. In some way, his approach to the Trek movies is similar to approach that Nicholas Mayer did with his two Trek movies. He based the franchise mo...

Melissa Joan Hart: Fails at Kickstarter It hasn't been a good time for MJH.  First she picked Romney in the race and now this.  At this point, I am getting a little tired of all the Kickstarters popping up. Everyone has one. Heck, I don't even like the Kickstarter energy drinks at this point. I think Kickstarter got on my nerves when Angelina Pivarnick, the reject from Jersey Shore, started up a Kickstarter for her reality show . You're hitting the bottom when you have her asking for money, you know the one that got kicked off the dumbest show ever...twice.  Well, Melissa Joan Hart, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, decided to start up her own Kickstarter. It didn't meet its goal and was canceled early . I partly feel bad for her, but the other part of me doesn't because she thought she could jump on this Kickstarter bandwagon. Plus, it didn't help her ego or the KS when it only met with 2%. Melissa has her own reasons as to why it failed. From LA Ti...

Topblogstories (spam?) While checking my built in blogger stats page, a strange number of referral links seem to appear. I know that many of the comment spam is just another way to boost ranking , but also to drive traffic to their site, I am not sure why this Top Blog is linking back to my blog. I looked through Google and found some discussions on this strange thing . Some people get a porn site, while I keep getting a strange weight loss site with voice over. I haven't run into any viruses from clicking on the thing, but it just seems odd to me that they would referral sites and blogs. Now, I do get some strange references, I still have no idea which link Reddit linked to a few months ago, but most seem to be legit. ESPN seems to link back to me for some reason, but I know they're legit, so is Reddit. When you see “Top Blog Stories” in your reference links, don't bother clicking them. Side Note: It appears this company in Mumbai is behind these r...

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (re-watch) Man, this movie has turned out to be far worst than I remembered it and more lame than I reviewed it.   While the movie isn’t on the level of Grown Ups bad, it was the start of the Kevin James and Adam Sandler team ups, which have hurt both of them.   Sandler puts this movie in the same formula machine as the rest of his movies since Little Nicky, and it is starting to look really stale here.  It is really sad that Sandler has turned into an one trick pony.  Instead of trying to act out of his man-child roles, he seems to embrace them.  -Script?:  Given how Grown Ups turned out, I wonder if this movie even had a script. -Playing it safe for gay and straight:  The movie ties to straddle the fence what is considered offensive to gay people, but still try to play to Sandler guy crowd.  He’s made fun of gay people in his other movies, but here he’s trying to hard to play both sides of the group...

Fried Chicken/Tiger Woods joke…again Sergio, tell us how you really feel.  Sergio Garcia makes a lame fried chicken joke after the Fuzzy Zoeller joke back in the 90s. I love the fact history repeats itself. It happened before and now some other dumb ass did the same thing. I don't really find it that offensive because it has been done before with Zoeller. I can see why some might be pissed off by the comment. Keep in ming Zoeller never fully recovered from the comment. From NY Daily News , ((Woods never publicly forgave Zoeller. He wasn’t about to excuse Garcia Wednesday morning when he tweeted his reaction to Garcia’s initial apology for what the Spaniard called a “silly” remark to a playful question on stage. Read more:  http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more-sports/gola-time-grow-el-nino-article-1.1352259#ixzz2UAWhQyj3 )) If you’re going to make a joke, make it funny.  You could have hit him with a low blow with his taste for pornstars and slutty women....

Enjoy your Xbox One (Angry Joe rant) I totally agree with Joe on this, and clearly Xbox knew the “Always Online” was going to be a huge backlash, so they back peddled. I love the fact that it is the PS4 is going to be a game system more than a TV console. I don't think Xbox One will be a failure because they have hardcore fans they will eat up anything. 

Railroad Bridge Collapses It is a good thing there wasn't a train on that bridge. As you watch the bridge collapse, please note the rails are still intact as they fall. Interestingly enough, no one knows who owns the bridge, which is strange because most RR bridges are owned by some company RR company or by the state or city. In Louisville, the city currently owns the Big Four RR bridge.

Miguel Kicks fans Maybe I am too old for this shit, but what kind of dance was that? I have no idea who this Miguel is really. But I love his style. Kick fan in face and he continues to perform. I love how he takes out not one but TWO women with his running jump kick. The WWE might have to hire this guy. Also note that one woman is holding her neck and head. She is quickly swallowed up by the crowd. Kicking and landing on fans might be the next new thing. What were you doing stage jumping anyway? You're not a superhero.  But, I'll give points for being able to take out two people and still sing (horribly).  Anyway, I've seen this move before.  I believe Captain Kirk has used this move .   Anyway, it has already become a meme .

Scientology and Adam and Dr. Drew I was listening to a newer podcast between the two, and they talked about the Scientology Incident involving their Loveline show and Scientology. It seems the Space Church sent a letter to the producers of Loveline and sent them a script to read. Someone at the Church got a little upset over Dr. Drew calling them a “cult” and sent them a script to apologize. Drew has been attacked by the church a numerous times over. It takes great balls to send a script to Adam and Drew and think they would take it seriously. Drew and Adam talked about it recently on their new show, and it had me laughing . How many other shows have they sent this type of letter to? I agree with Adam that people weren't really attacking them back in the 90s. However, I agree with Drew that they were suing people left and right for bad mouthing them back in the day. It was only when South Park attacked their group and the reaction afterward that people started ...

Scientology Pulls a Photoshop mishap “boner” First, using trees as a way to block protesters is a freaking funny. Then using Photoshop to fake more people is even funnier. Then again, this is the same group that believes in DC8 spaceships dumping aliens into lava. You can't make 400 (actual number?) to 2,000 without better skills. It is like they're living in a different reality from the rest of us, by trying to control their image too closely .  Heck, I shocked they even got 400 for this event anyway. Maybe, if they photoshopped more people for the audience of Battlefield Earth, they could have made the movie a hit. Now, there is another story about Scientology...

Random Things ~Ankle Brace: You know you're getting older when you have to buy a brace for a part of your body. I had to buy one for my ankle because an old injury is starting to give me discomfort. The brace does work well when I sleep or when I ride my bicycle. ~I watched Star Trek Into Darkness. I haven't gotten around to a review yet, but I really liked it. I'm not sure if I like it better than the first movie. I watched it in 3D and I kind of regret that a bit. I will have a review sometime this week. I am not sure when. Yes, Farrah, that's where babies come from. ~ Farrah Abraham: This is what fame has come to? Doing sex tapes on purpose and then “pretending” to leak them is perfectly okay now? Usually people go from being in a sex tape to a reality show. But, not this girl. She did the tape after being on TV. And, the funny thing is she's not even that hot, yet she's getting all this press for being a sex symbol. Hasn...

And, you're a sick F'.   Looking back at “Double Cheeseburger? I'd hit that.” Given how stupid ads are still today, I still laugh at this one the most. The implications  are clear; You want to have sex with that cheeseburger! (double cheeseburger) The best part, with McDonald's marketing team, they didn't know what the phrase “I'd hit that” meant. I guess some old fat heard that phrase and said, “Yeah, that's the ticket.” They didn't realized that there is a whole sexual universe of people having sex with food, and other things involving food. And yes some of it is Japanese. Remember Rule 34 . So, what does that phrase mean? From the Urban Dictionary, (( A phrase you say when you see a girl really attractive, and that you would have intercourse with her if the opportunity presented itself. )) Yeah, it is more of a sexual act than actual physical abuse. And, I used to say this phrase too. Somewhat cute girl comes into ...

Old Spice Ads Man, I love these things. Here are a couple of the newer ads being released on the OS channel. Baby WTF? The mouse and the waffle iron talk. Then, there is that baby. Did Terry just create a baby out of thin air? Does he have that power? Coma I am not sure where Terry came from or that bottle.

The Amazing Atheist p'wns “The Thaw” Pretty much everything AA says owns this Thaw video. If this what High School has to offer, we are in trouble. You can watch this rather funny video (unintended) here. It should be noted someone cut off the comments to the video. (Why are you not letting people post comments?) Also, you can't rate this video either. When I first read the title, I thought they were talking about the Voyager episode by the same name, which it is a good episode too. -The shitty music -The strange edits -The stilted speech patterns Why hasn't anyone made a YouTube Poop video?

Marvel's Agents of Shield Why is this and (24) the only shows I am looking forward next season? I love the fact that this tied directly into the Marvel movie universe. Could this show give Network TV a shot in the arm? Probably, but I still think these Networks are doomed. As long as they have strong plots and good character development, I will watch this show. If they decide to take the CSI or L&O style, I'm not going to even bother. -He lives: I was a little confused about seeing Agent Coulson show up as a series regular given that he died in The Avengers. We can chalk this up to Super Hero logic. How many characters have died only to come back later? I always liked his character in the movies because he felt like a every man guy. - Luke Cage ?: Well at least it isn't Nic Cage. Right? I am not sure if this is Luke Cage or not. He's the guy jumping from the building. -Heroes II?: After watching that trailer, I am getting the ...

David Hayter: Reprising his role for Metal Gear Solid V?  Maybe or Maybe not I love the way Kojima has been playing us with false viral marketing and other things. First he dropped the main title from The Phantom Pain and re-cut the trailer in a completely different manner. It looked like a horror type game in the same style as Silent Hill.  Of course,  people already figured it out it was a MGS game. Then news came out, on April 1 , that David Hayter wasn't going to return for MGS V. The whole gaming world paused for a moment and got angry. Hayter is Snake. He's been the character since MGS 1. I can't see anyone else playing the role. Strangely enough, the video above was posted from a guy named Onigawara V. Check out the video below. 

24 the series is returning to Fox Do you remember all those false starts with talk of a 24 movie after the series ended? Well, I guess it is better to keep the network afloat instead. Despite losing interest in the show after around 3-4 seasons, I am actually looking forward to this (restart). We know that this is just another attempt to get people back to watching network TV, but I am down with a shorter version of the show. I've changed my mind on the movie subject though.  I still think a movie could work as a compressed 2 hour event.  Jack has to save someone in 2 hours...in real time.  It could work.   From Huffington Post.com, (( Sutherland is set to reprise his starring role as Jack Bauer, which he played for eight seasons from 2001-2010.  Fox just canceled Sutherland's drama "Touch,"  which ran for two seasons, making way for a "24" return. )) It was pretty nice of Fox to give him another show after “firing” him.  From H...

Random Things ~I've been reading the spoilers from Star Trek Into Darkness: I've been impressed with some of the lore they've incorporated into the reboot/alt-time line. I really like the DS9 connection. I am someone that has no problem reading or hearing spoilers. I really don't see why people get upset with being spoiled. Maybe it is because I am sort of detached due to being a writer. ~ Wolverine done in 70s style: It is looking like X-Men: Days of Future Past is shaping up to be a nice movie. I guess Wolverine will show up in this movie plus his own movie. I am really looking forward to these two movies in the X-Men universe. ~ About that Brave Princess makeover: I can see why people are a little upset over the makeover. Hollywood has been skinny-ing up women for a long time. Didn't they slim-down J-Lo's butt for a poster in one of her movies? I didn't bother watching Brave. I also didn't know that one director was fired ...