Happy
Birthday Woody Allen and F' off
Woody as James Bond, honestly.
Someone
told me they were a fan of director Woody Allen and sneered at the
sound of the a-hole's name. I hated him before the whole “I
married my stepdaughter” thing. He's done 48 movies, and I found
his movies to be pretentious, boring, and unfunny. People like to
say he's comedic genius, but every film I've seen directed by him
feels like a first draft than a final one. However, critics fall
over themselves to heap praise on this guy.
It
is his non-directed movies that I've found more interesting.
Now,
we have to note the pink elephant in the room. Soon-Yi Previn, while
not his official daughter, still seems a creepy. He actually saw her grow up. Allen started
banging the stepdaughter of the woman he was in relationship with.
Is that a form of trading up or down?
So, how did Mia Farrow
discover that Allen was messing with her daughter? From
his wiki page, ((Allen
and Farrow separated in 1992, after Farrow discovered nude
photographs that Allen had taken of Soon-Yi, who was approximately 20
years old at the time.[101][102]
In her autobiography, What Falls Away (New York: Doubleday, 1997),
Farrow says that Allen admitted to a relationship with Soon-Yi.
))
eeww. What a low piece of shit.
Ronan
Farrow, Mia's son, got into the ribbing with a friendly tweet on
Father's Day. From
LA Times, (("Happy
father's day— or as they call it in my family, happy
brother-in-law's day," Ronan tweeted
Sunday. ))
So,
I'd like to wish this old fart a happy birthday and congratulate his
wife/daughter. Oh, and go F' yourself.
Old man hair: there is a point when a guy gets so old that he doesn't give a crap about his hair.
Semaj's first draft of this post just read, '*Growl* *Grunt* *Snarl* *Foam* *Drool*'
ReplyDeleteI can't contain my hatred for this guy. I have a similar emotional reaction to Chris Brown too.
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