Vampires Suck (trailer)
Yes, there's going to be a Twilight parody movie coming out this August. As I watched the trailer, something seemed familiar about it. (The unfunny current pop culture references and unrelated jokes to the premise)...So, I looked up the movie on IMDB and I discovered why. Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are directing and writing this piece of crap. They're ones that ruined the spoof movies for everyone.
I thought Friedberg and Seltzer were done after Disaster Movie turned out to be a flop. So, now they're going after vampire franchises, namely True Blood and Twilight. It's too easy, fellas.
~The Chinese Food joke has been done before.
~Are they really throwing in a damn Lady Gaga joke? What does that have to do with vampires or werewolves?
~Did they really need to throw in a Jersey Shore joke too? BTW, they kind of stole that joke from SNL
I hope this movie sucks big time...
This is probably funnier in 5 seconds that this entire movie is going to be.
ReplyDeleteThat was f'ing great.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that the barfing has an accent... that's what gets me going every time.
ReplyDeleteWhat's also interesting is he's puking blood. In True Blood, Vamps cry blood, so it would be safe to say they puke blood too.
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