Kirin J Callinan - Big Enough: WTF did I just watch?

 

 

What the hell is this?  I discovered this strange but funny video/song searching for an accident.  I clicked on the video and holy shit.  When we get to the old cowboy in the sky screaming for no reason, I lost it.  Why is he screaming and why is he in the sky?  I looked up Kirin J Callinan and I am still confused.  Is he trolling or does he believe this shit is good?  At this point, I honestly can’t tell. 

Because I am a black American, I had no idea who the screaming cowboy was in real life.  He is Jimmy Barnes and he is known for screaming.  Okay.   

Shives: Have Wife, Will leave.

  

Yes, ladies, he IS single and has a lifetime supply of soy milk.  

Male feminist turns out to be a pussy-hounding fend that drops his woke-wife of 10 years.  Sounds familiar and we’re not talking about Peter Coffin.   It should be noted that I think marriage is a huge mistake, to begin with.  However, if you take the plunge, you really need to work at fixing it because it is no longer just your feelings that matter.  

 

I usually don’t spill too much tea, as the kids say, but this Steve Shives thing is getting interesting.  While sometimes Shives had has okay takes, Shives is an annoying self-righteous prick.  Given he hasn’t been interesting in years, this new divorce saga is great.  Despite the fact I am not subbed to his channel, YT suggested his announcement.  While I will give him credit for not publishing his divorce on Twitter, I can’t help but smirk a bit because he viewed himself as a male feminist.  And, we know how male feminists turn out to be assholes.   He was the saggy white knight no one needed.  

 

This quote piqued my interest.  ((I won't go into details regarding the reasons for our separation, but it suffices to say that it resulted from my poor choices, not hers.)) 

 

I was like, I wonder if Kiwi Farms have made the connecting dots.   Allegedly, they have discovered some older posts by his soon to be ex-wife.  Heck, even the 15-10 years adds up.  She claims he cheated on her with a content creator that actually showed up on their channel recently.  Trust me, she is mentioning all kinds of shit about him.  I won’t put the “other woman” out there.   

 

If were Miss Shives, I’d look into getting half of the YT ad revenue.  However, Shives made enough money that she didn’t have to work for 8 years and now she has to go back to the job market.  Ouch.  Damn, Shives, you weren’t that interesting back during 2014-15.   

Hidalgo: A man and his horse's ass.

 

 

Naturally, this happened on Twitter, the butthole of the Internet.  Is Pablo showing his true feelings?   

 

This guy works for the story group for the Star Wars franchise.  Pablo Hidalgo decided to throw some shade on a fanboy/creative YouTube guy named Star Wars Theory over his reaction to an SW episode.  I’m okay with random people making fun of people crying over things but not a professional writer involved in the same product.  One thing it does prove is that there are two groups of SW producers out there.  The ones that love the old school SW stuff and the ones that supported The Last Jedi and want to shatter the old guard.   

 

If you’re getting paid by the fans, don’t bite the hand that feeds you.  I can make fun of Star Wars Theory, but not you, Pablo.  Anyway, he deleted the post and locked his profile.  To double down, he put his deleted tweet on his cover photo just to troll.  Look, I will give Pab credit for the trolling effort, but you are a professional and not some Internet blogger like me.   

 

He unlocked his Twitter and posted an apology.  I am okay with it ended there and I believe he doesn’t deserve to lose his job over a stupid tweet.   

I wish to clarify that my post that "emotions are not to be shared” was sarcastic self-mockery and was certainly not intended to be hurtful to anyone and I'm deeply sorry that it was. As a lifelong fan, I appreciate fans expressing how they feel - it's what being a fan is about!

— Pablo Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) December 28, 2020

Where in the world is Nautica Thorn?

 

 

 

Nautica Thorn was a really cute Asian pornstar that I found very attractive.  She has a great attitude and a nice smile.  Those are two things that draw me to certain women.  While she was a pornstar, she did show up in some mainstream movies such as Knocked Up.  She played a striper I believe.  Out of nowhere, she disappeared.  For some reason, she popped into my head.   

 

What happened to Nautica Thorn?   

 

She's 36 now and I understand that porn women don't have a long shelf life, but she seems to have completely disappeared.  Even the most trollish people from 4Chan found a retired Spring Thomas.  Thorn has a YouTube channel but hasn't had any updates in 6 years. Eva and Taylor Rain are both selling houses.  So, is Thorn married? Does she have a normal job where she keeps her clothes on?   

 

I have no idea why she popped into my head.  This is the reason I am still single.   Hey, Nautica, if you are I town, hit me up.  I'll take you to Denny's or Red Lobster.  

Cocainum!

 

Hey, YouTube, why was this suggested to me?  I really don’t believe I’ve ever watched the entire Red Heat movie.  This is probably the one Arnold Schwarzenegger Movie I have no desire to watch either.  I like the sheer randomness of the clip though.