Where in the world is Nautica Thorn?

 

 

 

Nautica Thorn was a really cute Asian pornstar that I found very attractive.  She has a great attitude and a nice smile.  Those are two things that draw me to certain women.  While she was a pornstar, she did show up in some mainstream movies such as Knocked Up.  She played a striper I believe.  Out of nowhere, she disappeared.  For some reason, she popped into my head.   

 

What happened to Nautica Thorn?   

 

She's 36 now and I understand that porn women don't have a long shelf life, but she seems to have completely disappeared.  Even the most trollish people from 4Chan found a retired Spring Thomas.  Thorn has a YouTube channel but hasn't had any updates in 6 years. Eva and Taylor Rain are both selling houses.  So, is Thorn married? Does she have a normal job where she keeps her clothes on?   

 

I have no idea why she popped into my head.  This is the reason I am still single.   Hey, Nautica, if you are I town, hit me up.  I'll take you to Denny's or Red Lobster.