Recently, I’ve been following Chris Chan a little bit more than usual. As he has gotten more and more incoherent, he’s becoming a tragic figure in the making. Due to the end of the Chris Chan saga ending soon, I’ve tried to get other people into researching him and hearing his stories. Either through his poor health or his elderly mother dying, things will not end well for Chris.
For half of his adult life, Chris Chan wanted and desired to date or have sex with an actual woman. It came out that Chris finally decided to pay for it instead. What makes the story karma-bound is that he always looked down at paying for sex. One time, a troll sent three hookers to his house and Chris cried and got upset about it. Chris wanted to lose his virginity to an actual "boyfriend free" girl that desired him. Of course, no sane woman would want to give up the dugout to the human waste that is Chris Chan. After years of being frustrated with not having sex with the ladies, Chris finally gave and ordered a hooker for 150 bucks.
Knowing a lot about Chris' personal hygiene or lack of it, I really feel sorry for this woman. She had to have sex with this smelly-dirty man-child on two occasions. And, she had to pretend to enjoy having sex with a smelly man-child. She also has to pretend to like him. That is a tall order. Chris would go into detail with his encounter with a real woman.
From the CWC Wiki, ((After recieving Backpage ads of escorts from his unknown contact, Chris drove to the Days Inn located between Route 29 and Route 250 to have sex with one of them. Mia was not Chris' original choice and was actually the third escort he contacted. "Riley," the one he intended to have sex with, never responded his calls, and "Kristen," his next choice, was unavailable. Chris then decided to call Mia, who was able to see him and told Chris she could be found in room 338. ))
Soon after having sex with Chris twice, She would later stop hooking and remove her ad from the escort site. I like to think her time bumping uglies with Chris forced her to change her mind in the jizz-biz. I also like that Chris believes she was truly into and calling her back before her next session with another man.
I just find this saga in Chris' history interesting because his quest for sex caused him so much trouble and pain. He would get arrested and banned from places due to him seeking vagina (or China as he called it). His quest for the pussy would even get him banned from his college for a year. He would walk around with attraction signs demanding a single white female. Instead of losing weight or actually taking showers, he just gave up and paid for it instead.
Any woman that has to endure Chris Chan, even when paying for her services, should receive some Xbox achievement trophies.
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