Uh, I need a horse fast...

Uh, I need a horse fast...

From Huffington Post, ((An Arizona woman has been arrested on bestiality charges after allegedly trying to arrange sex with a horse via Craigslist. ))

Who knew just looking for a horse to F' will get you arrested? I'll keep that in mind...if I ever lose my mind. How does one wine and dine a horse? Do you set up some sugar cubes and a TV in the background?

All kidding aside, yes it is disgusting to bang a horse, but did we need this sting conducted on a girl that wanted to pay for a “good time” with a horse? Aren't there other more pressing crimes to deal with than this? Oh, did I mention that the cops brought a horse from their own stable to pose as a hooker horse? So, the cop horse was playing undercover horse.    

This whole story is nuts.  

Horses don't use the Internet.  You don't need to post selfies for the horse.