Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are throwing in the Xenu Towel (Divorce that is)

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are throwing in the Xenu Towel (Divorce that is)

From Reuters, ((Hollywood superstar couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are planning to divorce, People magazine reported, citing Holmes' attorney. ))

After five years of “Free Katie”, I guess she and we will finally see that happen. Here's the kicker, this time it was Katie that filed for divorce. Karama is a bitch, because it was Tom Cruise that blindsided Nicole Kidman. And, Kidman hasn't seen her children since then.

From Huffington Post, ((According to TMZ, Holmes is the one who filed for divorce, citing "irreconcilable differences," and is asking for sole legal and primary residential custody of Suri. Their sources add that Cruise apparently did not see the divorce coming. ))

Oh, it gets better too. Katie wants sole custody of her daughter TMZ is reporting. Double ouch. This was the shit he pulled with Kidman when she wouldn't go along with his Scientology church and they made sure to disconnect from their mother.

Katie and Tom's marriage was so annoyingly public that it seemed like it was a front constructed by the Space Church. (Oh, and remember that incident with her hands turning purple after a Space Church purification?)

You can blame the state of her career on the bad press she got from joining his Space Church and marrying him. At the time, Scientology was being attacked by the blow-back from the South Park-gate and she was caught in the cross-hairs. There was some behind the scenes battles with WB after Batman Begins. WB recast her Rachel Dawes character with another actress. When the Dark Knight came out she did Mad Money instead. That movie barely broke even. Her career hasn't fully healed ever since marrying him.

And, don't forget she was in one of the worst movies of all times...Jack and Jill .

Make no mistake about it, she wants out of the church and she wants to take her daughter with her too. It's going to get ugly. (up in here, up in here)