Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Dragonball: Evolution

Dragonball: Evolution

What the F’ did they do to the Dragonball franchise? I wasn’t a huge fan of the oringal Dragon Ball series, but enjoyed the Dragon Ball Z series. I knew going in that this movie was coming going to suck, but it looks like it is even worst. No one in the production even tries to make good film.

Words can’t describe the sheer badness of this movie. The acting is bad. The writing is cluttered with mess. The special effects

-Justin Chatwin is the worst thing about movie. So, we get to have in almost every scene. He keeps putting on this goofy stare that makes him look like a dork.

-Chi Chi is hot and the only thing worth seeing in this movie. Jamie Chung plays her and she is very hot. I’m not sure I wanted a damn Reality Star to play her though.

-Confusing plot?: You can’t take a entire TV series plotline and narrow it down to a movie time. The movie gets a little confusing in some places because of it. And, never seems that interested in paying off certain things.

- Lord Piccolo sucks: I hate the makeup and the character isn’t nearly as interesting as the character from the franchise. James Marsters just wasn’t right for the part. Piccolo is a poorly written character.

- Yun-Fat Chow tries his best to bring this movie out of the shit storm. However, he’s just lost.

Don’t bother watching this movie, because it is a total mess. By the way, there are plans for another movie…

Grade: F+

Goku: “I had this strange dream where I was little kid with a tail. Very strange.”
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Did they just steal a move from the Matrix?

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Get use to this stupid expression, because you’ll see it all the time.
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Yun-Fat Chow is wondering why he decided to sign up for this movie.
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This is Piccolo…enjoy
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