Mike Duvall does it again

Take a number ladies, this guy is open for business.

Mike Duvall does it again...not what you think

From Reuters,

(("I want to make it clear that my decision to resign is in no way an admission that I had an affair or affairs," Duvall, a 54-year-old family-values Republican from Orange County, said in a statement posted on his website.))

Duvall is either a liar or a cheater.

(("My offense was engaging in inappropriate storytelling and I regret my language and choice of words. The resulting media coverage was proving to be an unneeded distraction to my colleagues and I resigned in the hope that my decision would allow them to return to the business of the state," he said. ))

So you left your job because you told an off-colored story and not because you actually did cheat on your wife? So you made the whole thing up?

Uh, remember the man code, Duvall. Don't brag about a sexual encounter unless it is true.

On the other hand, I think you're just trying to cover your ass for legal action. I'm certain there will be an investigation into banging a lobbyist. I think that is sort of a conflict of interest.

Get this, the man was cheating on his wife with another woman and then cheated on his other woman with another woman. I'm confused...

((Duvall mentions a second woman on the tape, who he says is "hot." He says the woman had asked him if they were "finished." He told her no, adding that: "You know about the other one but the other one doesn't know about you." ))

Calling a guy that looks like a broken down car salesman a player doesn't seem right.

Update: I finally discovered what Eye Patch underwear means now. Now I know and knowing is half the battle.