Thursday, June 07, 2007

Paris Hilton of the Caribbean: At Jail's End

Paris Hilton free…

I’m not going to say much, but Heidi Nyburg pretty much sums up my feelings.

http://www.layercake.net/2007/06/07/paris-hilton-is-released-from-jail/

I personally think they should hire Akon to guard her yard, and throw her back into her house if she gets loose.

So the rich have a different set of rules?

I’m guessing she was released because of a certain ‘outbreak’ she has from time to time.

Note: Only Paul will get the Pirates joke in the title,

4 comments:

  1. Dude! The judge is pissed that the Sheriff let her out. She has court at 9am Friday. She's totally going back! It's the Kukla Fran and Ollie show!!

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  2. lol got the pirate joke. and it is official, she's going back to jail. i've heard she either had an outbreak or a nervous breakdown. i can see the outbreak with her lifestyle, i'm sure her body has it's own reality series, SURVIVOR:STD, and each week one STD will prevail over the others. ok ok, that's cruel lol. but i can also believe the nervous breakdown, just because she's the brat. she's like Princess Vespa in Spaceballs, "It's my industrial strength hair dryer, and I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!" either way, she's going back, and hopefully this stays final!

    paul

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  3. Paul, this is great news indeed. I heard she was crying the entire time.

    STD reality show sounds like an interesting concept.

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