Why does everyone seem bored in this picture? I’ve never understood the fun in dancing on a crowded dance floor with a bunch of drunken idiots spilling their drinks on the floor as they dance.

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The light-skinned girl on the left looks cute, nice belly. Maybe we can go out sometime…

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Tall Dude: “Hey, Honey, does this hat make me look goofy”

Honey: “Nope, your face makes you look goofy.”

Tall Dude: “Oh, okay.”

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David Spade: “Hey, the 1930’s called, and they want their suit back.”

Suit Guy: “It’s 1940’s actually.”

David Spade: “Shut up, you just messed up the joke.”

Suit Guy: “What are you doing here anyway?”

David Spade: “Don’t ask…”
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Yes, that’s DJ Biz Markie, why is he working as a DJ for a party, no one knows. He looks really pissed about being there.

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It looks like the baby is due any day now. (I know, that was mean)
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Another shot of the dance floor…moving on
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Hey, girls you can call me anytime. Please call me…at least shake my hand…okay just look in my direction.

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“There are Four Lights!!!”
The girl on the far right is really hot.