Ralph Gets Mugged And Hospitalized in Portugal, They Took His Purse

Ralph got beat up on his vacation trip.  I checked the KF, and they revealed that Ralph got f’ed by some hooligans in Portugal.  Ralph claims it was people trying to steal his man-purse.  Perhaps, Mundane Matt or Brianna Wu hired some thugs to bust him up.  I’m just joking.  I am not going to wish him well, but I won't wish him ill-will either.

Side Note: Perhaps, you shouldn't wear a man-purse.