Sex Offender Shuffle revisited

Sex Offender Shuffle

Man, this is an oldie but goodie.  The guy behind the parody video really captured the creepy nature of sex offenders.  The strange facial hair and weird clothing choices are the same things you would see in an episode of To Catch a Predator.  I love that people still think this is real.  

-The police officer is reading cue cards isn’t bothering to hide them:  That is a nice touch because of the stiffness of his acting.  Love the cop facial hair, too.  

-Jumpy 80s camera edits:  Man, that brings back memories of the school videos.  It reminds me of that Mr. T video.  Plus, you have the synth music and beats that add to the feel.  

-Charles Dolling is dropping rhymes:  I love how Charles clearly doesn’t want to be there and keeps his hands in his jacket.  He’s one of the super-violent offenders that has been arrested numerous times.  He reminds me of a lot of the TCAP people. 

-Sam Pound is the best:  You can see him really get into his shuffle rap.  He is in the background, almost jumping early in front of Dolling.  So, what did he say in the edited-out footage?  Allegedly, it involved fisting and his cousin and truffles.  He also felt her melons.  I am not making this up.   

-Laura Hughes is kind of hot:  I’m just saying.  It does have a Chris Chan vibe.  

-Even the saxophone player is an offender. 

-The Creepiest part:  Watch carefully as Sam Pound hovers over Laura Hughes toward the end of the video.  It is very scary, and you might miss it.