A deeper look into Corey Ahia, TCAP Analysis

Dave's Lemonade does a great job going over the strange fellow that s Corey Ahia, aka The Bart Simpson Predator.  I’ve already gone over this predator, but his chat logs really reveal the grooming and emancipation he has over the girl.  And, the PJ decoy throws out the “broken wing” bait.  Corey sniffs the super troubled and already abused girl out of the chat and moves quickly to take advantage of her.  Originally, I viewed him as a loser dude-bro that simply is taking advantage of the teen girl, but this is clearly a professional predator that I believe has done this before.  He bit too sly and tricky with his words.  

What is scary is he is married and probably around children.  This is very disturbing.  How does a woman decide to marry some asshole with an RSO listing?  I am not going to out the wife, but I would like to interview her to learn what she sees in him because his chat log reveals how creepy he really is.

Slow Clap

The slow clap guy.  One of the things that always bothered me with movies is the constant scene of the slow clap started by one character that turns into a full clap.   I love how the extra only has one job in the movie, and it gets paid off only in a turn parody way.  

What is even more interesting is the payoff scene is basically a reshoot. 

Clerks II (5/8) Movie CLIP - Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars (2006) HD

I always like this bit in Clerk II.  The actor playing the LoTR super fan is Kevin Weisman, and he played Hobbit Lover in the movie.  Wiesman was known for the breakout role on the show Alias as the nerdy character Marshall Flinkman.  While his character in Clerks hates SW, his Alias character is actually a super fan of both Star Wars and Star Trek.  The throwing up bit is a nice touch too.  

The “movie is all about walking” joke was taken from Kevin’s own bit on stage when nerds would ask him about the LOTR movies.  I think this is how he felt about the series.  Smith was a bit more biting in his commentary before smoking weed. 

Of course, there is the pillow pants scene.

Silver Spooning Rick vs the world

 

It was only recently that I discovered that Ricky Schroder was a far-right-wing nut.   Discovered he was one of the guys that bailed out  Kyle Rittenhouse in the sum of two million dollars.  Why is it that many of these former child actors turn into total assholes?   

 

For me, it is the waste of time.  Why bother some employees and managers at  Costco?  As I have gotten older, I like saving and not wasting time.  Complaining about a mask mandate is just a waste of time.  Somehow face masks have triggered the right-wing as much as he left are bothered by proper pronouns and trigger warnings.   

 

Even though Ricky is an annoying Daren, I do like that he gave a non-apology.  BTW, Ricky is looking bad. Is it the constant frowning and disapproval of the world that ages up people? 

Filmed by the People: The First Person Look at the Capitol Riot

I don't really like Vice anymore, but this is a compelling collection of videos of boomers and PB storming the capital.  I think this is a defining moment when people need to realize that extremism on all sides is dangerous and deadly.  

BTW, I love Zip Tie Guy and the fact he brought his mother along to storm the castle.  He would later show his face and admits to storming the building and his mom is right beside him.  Is this something you need to share with your mother?  BTW, they've both been charged. 

WingsOfRedemption HUMILIATED By Ex Mod Salty On Battlefield 5 (Deleted S...

The Trolling is massively strong.  Wings doesn’t understand that his reactions to the trolling is why the trolling continues.  While Wings is clearly unhappy with streaming, I get a kick out of the trolling.  God bless Wings. He is the cooler DSP.

David Schumacher: Two Words for ya, dawg. Word Up

 

 
 

When people talk about TCAP, David Schumacher is one of the guys people laugh and mock.  David was one of those stupid white boys that talked and pretended to be black.  They were the same assholes that would tell other black guys they were blacker than they were.  I always hated these guys.  So, I found it amusing to see this knucklehead get interviewed by Chris Hansen.  The man has so many memes.   

“Knock, knock.” 

“You look like law enforcement.  I happen to know law enforcement.”   

“Two words, NBC.  Role-playing chatroom, Dogg.   

I love that our homeboy David thought he’d impress an underage girl by having his sister pick them both up, with her kids, and take them to a block party.  Was he going to stroll around the party with this girl and act like she was his niece or something? Why in the hell would you involve your family in this shit?   

BTW, David has a long record of criminal activity.  Even recently, he attempted to steal a woman’s running car while she was standing next to it.  He ditched the homeboy look for a meth-out-Commander Riker look.  Check out the glazed-over eyes.  What was he thinking?   

BTW 2, here is his YouTube channel.  He has such amazing thoughts.  

 

Come on, man.

I went to a public unisex restroom at the Waterfront Park, near the Big Four Bridge.  Inside the restroom, someone left some writing/scribbles on the walls.  I quickly went back to my car and got my phone to take some pictures.   

Yeah, someone gave us instructions on how to use the restroom.  The other scribble on the wall is a random quote from Joe Biden.  Why?   

 

Ben Shapiro has a WAP.

This showed up in a TCAP commentary and instantly made me laugh. Ben, no one's P-Word is getting wet for you.  

I generally don’t care for or about Cardi B.  However, WAP is a throwback to booty-worshiping music from the 90s.  I avoid modern hip-hop, but this song is more of a joke than anything else.  The best part is that the song is so dirty that white conservatives get flabbergasted by it.  Having well-endowed women of color rapping about their wet lady bits just troubles them, I guess.   

Relax, Ben, women talking about their wet parts isn’t the end of family values.    

Digital Underground - No Nose Job (Official Music Video)

Given the horrific facelifts and plastic surgeries happening now, this song has a stronger meaning.  Now, it seems the opposite though.  White women are getting their lips fully and expanding their asses to look like women of color.  This DU song is more about black people whitening up their features for acceptance. 

If I am not mistaken, the kid rapper is Baby Dope.  He showed up on DU’s first album.  Now, I’ve been trying to find more information on this kid/man now.  I get the name Liz Racker, but I don’t know if that is the guy given the female name.  What happened to Baby Dope?   

I love the fact that Humpty is rapping between to butts shaking.  You couldn’t do that today without Twitter trying to cancel you.  

You can still see 2Pac is still a member in DU at this point, and he was already starting to turn heads. Even when he went solo, he worked closely with Shock G and Money B for his first album.  He’s all over the DU album Sons of the P, but not in this song, but appears in the music video.  

DSP and the gaming press

It seems the gaming press smells blood in the water and is sniffing around the corpse of DSP and his Twitch story.  Look here, I hate Phil as much as the next guy, but you’re not going to cancel him.  While the detractor community has done damage to the Gout Prince, the gaming press seems to always play catch up.  I remember when a game journo tried to cancel him after his break-up.  

Dexerto did a story about DSP and his increasingly annoying begging.  Did the GameJournoPros group plan an all-out blitz against DSP?  He’s been on their radar before.  

Gaming press, you’re not going to it.  The man went on to stream after getting caught jerking off on the stream.  Nothing can destroy the pig roach.  He yells, threatens, and belittles his fans, and they keep coming back and throwing thousands of dollars at him.  His wife might leave him and might lose his house, but he will continue to stream and beg for money.  Having a 9 to 5 job is beneath him.  Even though I have been on the Internet as long or longer than Phil, he’ll outlive me.  

I get it.  DSP pisses off everyone in the gaming world, including me.  However, you are not going to stop him.

FYI, this is DSP's sister-in-law. What the actual f'? If you want to see her nude, she tends to post nude videos of herself all the time. Yeah, their mother really screwed up these two.

 

Boogie2988 Has A Warrant Out For His Arrest

Boogie getting into trouble...

While I don't think Boogie will read this, I hope he will.  Boogie and I have been on the Internet for a long time.  While we are on different platforms, I used to identify with him.  I was one of the people that got angry with Anita when she attacked him backstage.  Heck, I even love that he destroy Mundane Matt.  But, he's been fucking up recently, and it has come back to bite him in the ass.  

A warrant for Boogie's arrest came to light a few days ago.  While I hate that a known troll showed up at his house, Boogie should have never come out of the house with that gun.  You don't let the trolls get the better of you, Boogie  You're a grown man and not a teenager.  When you introduce a gun to the mix, it changes everything. Instead of staying in the house and calling the cops, Boogie decided to fire a shot into the air.  Why?  Not only was there a witness, but two cameras filming it.  Then, Boogie made a video talking about the incident.  Again, why?  When you perform a criminal act, you don't talk, make a video, or write a tweet.  You shut the fuck up and let your lawyer deal with it.  

Time and time again, Boogie makes these stupid mistakes and makes a big deal by making a sad video about it  He pissed me off when he went into a scheme about tricking some trolls on Reddit.  I actually left a comment on the now-deleted video talking about it.  It seems people who make their living doing the job they love get into situations that are avoidable.  

Take it from a guy who works a job I hate, you're living the dream act like it.  Stop feeding the trolls and make content.  It is as simple as that.  It is really sad Boogie has turned in this mess.  I wonder if he’d be in a better way if he was still married?   

David Demers: Gentlemen, have a good night

 

This turd looks like a gas station night manager that hates consumers and mean-mugs children because he hates his job.  However, David was an instructor at a trade college meaning he was no dummy except he was/is into underage girls.  One of the reasons I like him as a predator is that he has that constant "I might fart/shart on myself" expression.  While he looks like a melted Stone Cold Steve Austin, he has a squeaky voice that I am sure grown women would find annoying.  

While he didn't show his "noodle" to the decoy, I am certain he saw a lot of male noodles while spending time in prison.  And, his police interview rather amusing too because he’s more concerned about showing up for work the next.  Uh, you don’t need to worry about that.  Despite admitting to the crime and talking to the police, he pleaded not guilty.  With all the evidence, the jury found him guilty.  He spent two-plus years in prison.  It appears David has dropped the WWE 90s look and has lost some weight. However, it appears he may have gained a lot of the weight back recently.  

Southland Tales Revisited sort of...

Southland (revisited)

Not to be confused with Southland the TV show, which I liked.  

Recently, I tried rewatching Southland Tales again.  I left the TV even more confused even from the first time I watched it.  Grant it, we now live in that slightly crazier world with extremist groups on both sides taking on the government, but it doesn’t make up for the sheer crazy stuff literally floating around the movie.  

When your movie ends with the hero and his girlfriends getting killed by a guy on a flying ice cream truck, you’ve lost me.  The movie is a mess and not a wonderful mess like The Room or Freddy Got Fingered.  It is pretentious and confusing while hiding under being a political satire.  It does none of it right and just stumbles on its own ego and greatness.  Richard Kelly made this movie as a Donnie Darko on crack.  The one thing I did like was the casting of The Rock, but even he looks genuinely confused.  

Southland Tales is that douche bag on social media that poses with middle fingers in all his photos and claims he’s deep.  Actually, he comes across as annoying.  Despite the crazy world we live in today, the movie hasn’t gotten better with age.  Sorry.  

-Sarah Michelle Gellar looking very good in this flick:  Damn.  

-Why is Kevin Smith in the thing?

-Yes, pornstars now have their own shows and products:  Yes, pornstars now have admitted to raw dogging the President.  He called that one.  

-The left shifts to Marxism.  Again, the director predicted this one too.  

-Saturday Night Live reunion:  Why are there so many former SNL cast members in this movie?  This is not an SNL-backed film either.  Kelly really likes SNL actors.  

-Janeane Garofalo had most of her scenes cut from the movie, but they’ve been restored in the extended cut.  Interestingly enough, most of them involved Kevin Smith,  

Yes, a car f's another car.

Throwback Chips

  Went to one of the Kroger stores and noticed something I haven’t seen in a long time.  It was a bag of Lay’s Potato Chips with the old school bags n their classic style and logo.  It brought back memories of the 80s and I remember when Pepsi did a similar thing.  I got a bag for the heck of it. I am opening them up right now.

Famous Priest Pushed off Stage by Woman in Front of Thousands of Stunned...

Perhaps there was a cheeseburger under his shoe or something.  Damn, she pushed the hell, pun intended, out of him.  She can see she got a running start before pushing him.  You can see her smile as she jumps down to check her work.  I love how the camera cuts away and zooms in on the crowd.  Why the zoom?  

This happened back in 2019.  It is strange his wiki has little to say about the incident.  Despite having every right to press charges, the priest didn’t and our Miss Juggernaut was let go later. 

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication: Star Wars and Star Trek

I was driving home and feeling depressed.  What better way to feel even worse by listening to a bunch of Red Hot Chili Peppers songs?  Californication came on, and I was listening to the lyrics. I always caught the Star Trek reference in the second verse, but I never noticed the deep Star Wars reference in the same verse.  Check it…

((Space may be the final frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement

And Cobain can you hear the spheres singing songs off Station To Station?

And Alderaan's not far away, it's Californication))

So, he mentions the doomed planet Alderaan in the verse.  Thus, giving it a dark looming/dooming threat.  “It’s not far away.”  That gives it a double meaning because the planet is filmed in Hollywood but also the fate of the planet.  I never caught the Star Wars reference before.  And, I caught the Kurt Cobain shoutout too.