First they called me Crazy-Bob, now they call me Bitter-Bob.

 

I’ve been following the train wreck that is MovieBob.  Since Lindsay Ellis gave him a wake-up call, his tweets have been getting more and more bitter.  He is now aware that the left and right hate him on Twitter.  He views himself as the white knight for all woke women, but they can’t stand as much as the alt-right assholes. This especially stings because he looked up to Ellis in the same way he did with Quinn and Anita.   He thought he was in the cool crowd, but he’s that smelly fat kid the sits alone at lunch in high school.   Plus, he has the greasy sack-lunch bag.  

It is clear that you hate tweeting yet you still do it, Bob.  It doesn’t bring you joy in the same way as making reviews.  So, I have to ask, why are you still on Twitter, Bob?  You’ve become an unhappy person, bob.  It is time to take a break and get some help.