Wednesday, July 01, 2020

Ron Jeremy gets a case


Ron, you literally have had sex with thousands of women for money and you decided to sexually assault a bunch of women?  How can you do something so terrible, Ron?  Ron was one of those pornstars that crossover to mainstream movies and TV in every decade.  I mean he’s been in everything and now that is tainted.   
While he wasn’t pleasant to look at, he was a dude that men like me looked up to.  Even us droopy and ugly people could get hot ladies.  But, now, we know he couldn’t keep his body parts and hands to himself.  He’s facing 90 years if he is found guilty.   
By the way, Ron is looking really bad these days.  He looks like an old paper bag left out in the rain and sun for weeks.   
This is how your legacy ends, Ron.   Just like Cosby...


Geez, the man is literally melting on camera.   
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