Thursday, November 07, 2019

Edward Furlong's Dark Fate...


Skynet didn’t need to send Terminators back in time to kill John Connor.  He would have just grown up fat and drunk and let his partying ways kill him. Skynet should have just sent hamburgers/fries and beer back in time for John Connor to devour. Skynet had it all wrong. Just let the humans destroy themselves and you just take over.
Instead of killing him off in the first five minutes, it would have been interesting to have seen a Connor that was washed up and didn't become the leader in Terminator: Dark Fate.  What happens to Connor when Judgment Day doesn't happen? They missed an opportunity. 
Time seems to be our greatest enemy. It looks like time has caught up to Edward Furlong. With all the boozing and partying, Eddie looks more like a cave troll than a Teen Beat cover star these days. Even Wil Wheaton looks at him and says, “Geez, man.”
All joking aside, I remember when Eddie was the next biggest child star out there. People praised him for T2 and loved his role in Pet Sematary Two  . (BTW, why does it seem like portions of his wiki page seems to have been written by him or someone close?) When he was 15, a woman of 28 was dating Eddie. I'm sure that statutory rape didn't help his mind. He also got into a lot of drugs and alcohol. And, he was into the big stuff too. He also has/had a problem attacking his girlfriends.
Other then being a bloated mess and playing John Connor, he was known as the Lobster Liberator. Being a douche bag, Eddie decided to liberate some lobsters from a tank in a Meijer store in Northern Kentucky. Being 27 at the time, Eddie actually set loose the ruby crustaceans on the store floor.  This didn't end well for Eddie or the lobsters.
When the police arrived, they noted that Furlong was slurring his words and seemed "unsteady on his feet and [had] the smell of alcoholic beverage on his breath," according to the police report.))
Here's the shitty the movie he was filming when he got arrested for setting free the lobsters.
Other than setting free lobsters, Eddie attempted to make music. Do you want to hear his “wonderful” singing voice? It is as bad as you think.  I believe his album was only released in Japan.  I wonder why?  




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