Fyre
Festival: A flaming turd
This sounded more like an episode of Lost than an event for some rich pricks. Where was the Smoke Monster?
I
love f'' ups and this one is one of the best f' ups I've seen. Even
the name “Fyre” is annoying. So, things didn't turn out the way
the promotional video portrayed it. The Internet was on “fire”
over this shitty event. I love when things turn out so bad that it
turns into an instant meme.
The
shitty food and the FEMA tents were a nice touch. Part of me enjoys
that these rich assholes got screwed over in this shit-show.
-Local
Government has locked down the island!: Yep, they didn't go through
the proper channels and the Bahamas are pissed. From
ABC News, ((The
site in the Bahamas where the now-postponed Fyre Festival was to
happen is on "lockdown" by the island country's government.
Private
security guards were seen Saturday protecting the main site where
people had been slated to sleep in luxury tents.))
-Ja-Rule:
Where did they dig up this artifact of the early 2000s? I had hope
we were done with this froggy-voice rapper. I remember when he was
the hot shit, note the word shit, and now he's on twitter apologizing
for the mess up that was the Fyre Fest. It would make since he would
be involved in this mess doesn't it?
To
pour salt in Ja's wound is
that 50-cent made fun of his old nemesis with a Trump meme.
Damn, 50-Cent.
The
Food Meme was not true...kind of: TMZ is reporting that famous
picture of that bread and cheese thing wasn't what they gave the guests,
but it was for the employees of the event. That was a pretty shitty
lunch for the staff still.
The
best part; there is a 100
million dollar lawsuit being thrown at them.
50-Cent is pretty successful and Ja-Rule is connected to this massive turd.
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