Hover Hands (The Return)

Hover Hands (The Return)

Damn, you hover hands!

I've seen this expression before right before I hear, "I only see you as a friend..."

I've said too much.  Deleted. 

From the Urban Dictionary, ((Hover Hands is the term given to the physical gesture when someone (generally a young male) pretends to be putting his arms around the shoulder or hips of a woman. ))

I love the whole notion of Hover Hands, and I also like the sites that posts this meme. With all the booth babes and female costume players, awkward nerds and geeks are going to get around. I would like to post some newer pictures from this meme for the kicks.

Throwing in attractive hot girls and awkward geeks isn't always a good mix.

I am actually a person that hates being touched and hates touching people, so I would “hover hand” regardless. Also, I loathe taking pictures.

 While I like the Vampire tie, I am not sure if he's posing with his mother or his cousin.  

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 Ah, yes, even the much cooler hipster variant geek/nerd can also preform the ritual of hover hands. 

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 XBOX?  Come on, are you supposed to be the alpha males of the gaming world with your CODs and Madden games?   I'd see this happening with a Wii shirt wearing player.  

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You're doing this on purpose.  

 Hover hand be damned, there's a freaking bear behind them!  Run, run!. 

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 You don't win any points anyway, because of the Monster Energy drinks.  I am not sure which one taste worst, Rockstar or Monster.

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 Stereotyping the stereotype.  It is like the Inception of nerds. 

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 Yes, there is hover handing going on (girl on girl) , but I am ignoring the extremely attractive women for the damn fries.  They look very tasty right now.  

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Read his shirt:  You do realize you're not black?

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