Friday, June 06, 2014

Vince Offer sells more shit: InVinceable

 Vince Offer sells more shit: InVinceable
First off, Vince is looking a little heavier. I guess he hasn't been using his slap chop that much.
-Great, he's not using his name as a gimmick for his products.
-Isn't this just a copy of Oxi Clean?
-Period blood?: Really. You actually went there? Hey, he makes a penis joke too!  I can't believe he got away with this one without there being an outcry.  I guess no one really cares about the Shamwow dude anymore.  
-Now, we're using CGI to clean up things, Vince?

- “Relax, I've done dirtier things than this.” Like joining a crazy space cult?   
-As stated in the comment section here, it looks like Vince is sick besides being heavier.  Maybe a certain "space church" is putting something in his water...(it is a joke, don't sue me space church people.  Whew) 
I can see it now.  Vince sells Sea Monkeys.  Vince Monkeys?  
 This one pill will totally dissolve an unwanted body real quick.  
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Just slap a lab coat on some extras and they look like scientist.  

2 comments:

  1. This looks like it was just released.

    It is Ron Hubbard's great grandson ripping on everything Scientology.

    http://www.upworthy.com/l-ron-hubbards-great-grandson-spills-the-family-secrets-on-how-scientology-started-eek?c=exit1

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  2. I really like that video. It shows how mean of a guy Mr. L Ron really was.

    I actually told someone about Vince Offer's battle with the church and they looked it up at work and were shocked to read that the "church" took Vince to court (Space Court) because of his shitty movie. He actually started to laugh when he read that part, not realizing they had their own court system.

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