I never wake up this happy.
Nicole Westbrook: It’s Thanksgiving
From the ashes of Rebecca Black, we have
a new horrible song to burn. This time
we get a 12-year-old girl singing a stupid song about Thanksgiving. And, we can thank former/not former Arc
Music Factory guy Patrice and his new site for this mess.
It seems strange to center a song around
one of the more mundane holidays because I don’t see people pumping this up in
a club in the middle of July. It has a
short shelf life, where Friday can be played any time.
You also have to love how Patrice (the
rapper dude) sort of pops his head into frame being all creepy and shit. Why is he hanging out with a bunch of
pre-teens? And, it gets worst when he
shows up with a damn turkey suit on.
Did I mention he has the turkey suit on during the 4th of
July too? What?
Throw in bland lyrics with the poorly
constructed techno beat and you have another bad music video and song. I am just perplexed about Thanksgiving and
her attachment to the holiday.
This song is like serving a freshly
squeezed turd for dinner at Thanksgiving. Thank
you.
Notes
-First thing, where are her
parents? Isn’t Thanksgiving about
spending time with your actual family?
The music video implies that she made all the dishes. Why is she living alone when she’s only 12? Why is she spending it with a bunch of her
friends and a grown black man in a turkey suit? Does any of this make sense?
-Can’t
be hateful, gotta be grateful: Shut the
F’ up.
-She’s marking the days till
Thanksgiving. She must really be into
this holiday about a bunch of people wearing belt buckles on their shoes and had to have the Native Americans bail them out. I always say to never trust anyone that wears belt buckles on their shoes.
-Patrice Wilson, thank you for telling
me what month each holiday is on. I had
totally forgotten about that. And,
thank you for the really bad green screen fireworks.
-I love the reaction from the black girl
when Nicole starts rapping.
Oppa, Turkey Style!
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Superman: Funny, I've never seen turkey eat turkey before.
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The Food is made of real people I tell ya. People!
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Solid Snake has nothing on Patrice. He can sneak into any random party even when you didn't invite him.
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Roasting Parents: Well, we now know what happened to her parents. She made them pay for "not understanding, because parents just don't understand".
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Billy: "This is made from a man's heart. He watched as I ripped it from his chest and roasted into this flavorful dish."
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