"Dude, where's my wife?"
He has the
hottest Milf in the world, and yet he can't keep it in his
pants...again. As you know, I am not a huge fan of Mr. Kutcher. I
think he falls back on his looks and his goofy act to get what he
wants. Plus, his “Punked” show was really annoying. Yet, he is
one of Hollywood's highest paid actors.
I started to
really hate him when he started messing around with my personal crush
Demi Moore. And, the two of them started to morphed into this
strange combo celebrity. They would make sure everyone in the world
knew they were a happy couple with picture after picture of them
playing around. The happy couple pictures are akin to that new
couple that holds hands in public all the freaking time. However,
that wasn't really the case. That 70s guy enjoys the stupid one
night stands.
The photo-hounds
discovered “Dude Where's my Car” picking up a young lady by the
name of Sara Leal after their boozed filled night of fun. Here's the
best part, Leal now wants some Tiger Woods type payoff because she's
willing to sell her story or keep it quiet for a price. From
Philly.com, ((Anonymous Source
tells the Post that Leal is shopping around her
I-had-sex-with-Ashton-Kutcher-on-his-wedding-anniversary story to
numerous media outlets. She wants $250,000. ))
I
guess she picked the right horse to ride, I mean, bet on. However,
something tells me that slut-story shelf life is very short.
If
I had steak at home, why go out for a Saab? Want, I'm mixing up
metaphors.
Wouldn't
it be cool if the whole thing was a major Punk by Demi?
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Because I am a total geek of
everything. I noticed the “State Farm” cups on the table first
before even noticing the girl. Yes, I have some of those...I mean
the State Farm cups and not the girls.
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