Friday, June 11, 2010

Lady Gaga Alejandro

Lady Gaga Alejandro

Did the Nazis have an orgy with some gay guys? That’s what this video feels like. Did Lady Gaga tap into one of Michelle "Bombshell" McGee fantasies?

Uh, what about the music? It isn’t that good. It seems everyone is wrapped up in the stupid controversy over the overblown music video. But, they should be talking about the fact the song and music video is closer to Madonna than Gaga. (Back when Madonna was still good) The structure of the song is totally Madonna from the early 90s. Did Gaga pay Madonna for copying “Like a Prayer”? And, this video fits more with the 90s than 2010.

Keep in mind that I am an agnostic, so religious controversy doesn’t offend me. What does offend me is when people try to dig out controversy by bringing up religion. Instead of making an actual good song, they try to turn heads by making it as offensive as possible. But, no one is addressing the simple fact that it doesn’t make any sense.

Some people are calling in artful and deep, while others are condemning it. I think it is rather boring myself, because it is supposed to get a rise out of people. I’m not falling for it, Gaga. You’re just doing this for the press and not for the sake of art. This is the problem I have with Gaga overall. Gaga can sing, but she purposely sings badly and wear stupid clothing because she knows it will make her a quick buck.

Here’s an idea for you, Gaga. How about making your music sound like a human being wrote it? That’s controversial enough for me.

The only portion of the video I even like is the part where she is dressed in black and in shirt and pants. She’s actually dressed normally. Imagine that?

And, we get it, Gaga. You are in love with gay men. Okay, let’s move on.

-Lady Gaga enjoys humping guys from behind: She does this a lot in the video. Is this every woman’s fantasy?

-Why is there an angry gay guy wearing a spiked German helmet? Why is he mean-mugging me?

-Uh, either Gaga has always been all woman or she got her “man bit” cut off. This video clearly proves she doesn’t have a penis.

-Why are there shirtless guys dancing around with Moe haircuts?

-At a certain point, Gaga wears a machine-gun bra. I’m not making this up. How does the machine-gun bra fit in with the religious themes?

Grade:C-

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