Jimmy Johnson doing ExtenZe?

Jimmy Johnson doing ExtenZe? Uh, really?

While I'm not a huge Sports Fan, I am fully aware who Jimmy Johnson is. He's the famous NFL Coach that took the Dallas Cowboys to the Superbowl a few times. With all the sports history behind him, where does he go from there? He becomes a spokesman for ExtenZe.

ExtenZe is supposed to be a male enhancing drug that helps uh-extend your length. Yet, there is no evidence that this magical potion even works. You're better off trying a Phoenix Down. So, basically Jimmy Johnson is following Ron Jeremy. That's right; the legendary Football coach Mr. Johnson is following in Mr. Hedgehog's footsteps in supporting an unconfirmed product. Does anyone want to follow Ron Jeremy?

Is Jimmy Johnson really that hard up for money to peddle some snake-oil on national TV? Just remember that he has a nice paying gig on FOX, and there shouldn't be any reason to for him to be making a fool of himself selling this bullshit.

There seems to be a promotion where you can have a dinner with Jimmy Johnson. What are we going to talk about, Extenze? That just seems awkward to me.

I remember retired sports guys merely did shoe/underwear/hot dog ads. Now, this? I don't feel right that Mr. Johnson is talking about my “Johnson”. What's next Charles Barkley selling condoms?

Some are calling the campaign exploitative.