Sunday, November 01, 2009

Body Sprays won't get you laid...

Warning: Will not get you laid.
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D-bag sues Axe for not getting him laid...

((A luckless Indian romeo is suing Lynx after he failed to land a single girlfriend during seven years of using their products. ))

That's right some dude is suing the company for not getting him laid. Basically, it is under false advertising. I'm sorry but to expect damn scent to attract females doesn't exactly work. You actually have to walk up to women and talk to them, buy them a drink. There is no magic potion to getting laid...that we know of. Now, Phoenix Downs are real potions, right?

((Lynx - marketed as Axe in India - is famous for its saucy ads showing barely clothed women throwing themselves at men. ))

If there was one marketing campaign I've enjoyed over the years, it was the Axe Body Spray ads. And, it is fantasy anyway.

((But Bedi says in his court petition: "The company cheated me because in its advertisements, it says women will be attracted to you if you use Axe. ))

Smelling good will only improve your chances of catching a babe. Now, if you smell like dog poop, you can bet that you won't get any tail. Funny how things work that way.

And, suing the company because you don't have any game is just stupid. It's like suing the makers of Mr. Clean because you didn't get a big bald guy (and winking) appearing in your kitchen after you used the product. And, having a winking muscle bound ball guy winking in your kitchen is just creepy.

Maybe this guy should hang out with the “how can she slap guy”.

The spray will not give you this power...

I worked in a grocery store (in produce too) and this NEVER happened to me. Even though I wished it did.

or this...

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