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What the hell happened to Shannon Elizabeth? (From American Pie to Dancing)
I'd be the first to say that I am really attracted to Shannon Elizabeth.
Ever since she exposed herself in that pie-f’er’s room in the first American Pie movie, I’ve liked her. Sure her accent was terrible and her acting was stiff, but any woman willing to get naked playing the hot foreign exchange student is all right by me.
Shannon Elizabeth could have easily created a career for herself, but something happened and now she does reality shows like Washed Up Poker Games and Dancing With the Has-Been Stars.
So, she went from doing bad movies to crappy reality shows. That’s like wrapping shit in rotten soft taco shells. It doesn’t help.
Tomcats proved that when she didn’t take her top off or bottom off, she couldn't carry a movie. But, that movie was bad all around. Thir13en Ghosts was just horrid, and again she was not the big problem.
However, word is she is a good poker player. She could make Rounders II.
Maybe Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust is her relaunch?
I find her very attractive, and she seems like she is a nice person.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Video Games, she was also in 007: Everything or Nothing.
Yeah, she a good looking woman with a great smile.
ReplyDeleteI remember hearing about that 007 game.
She could find her career doing VGs
I just thought it was ironic that Rotten Tomatoes was pleased that she was doing the Leisure Suit Larry game and talking about her costars, but somehow doing a major release on EA with Pierce Brosnan, Willem Dafoe, Heidi Klum, John Cleese and Judy Dench was somehow nothing.
ReplyDeleteThey did seem to pass that over. It was treated like it was another Bond movie, which just happened to be a VG.
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