Okay, I am really starting to hate Hulk Hogan even more now. If the way he’s handled all the current media attention wasn’t enough, now they’re giving him another show.
http://www.efluxmedia.com/news_Cast_of_Hogans_Celebrity_Wrestling_Revealed_18685.html
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b141456_bonaduce_screech_rodman_ready_smackdown.html
It feels like someone in Hollywood really hates me. They’re giving Hulk Hogan another reality show? What about all the bad press he’s received over the past few weeks?
But, that’s not the worst of it. It’s what the show is about that has me extremely apprehensive.
The show is called Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling.
I take it that some has-been stars will go to the ring and train as wrestlers. This is like Dancing with the Stars, but worst.
Who are some of the Has-beens showing up on the show? Read on
David Arquette: I guess being married to Courteney Cox just isn’t enough for him. I believe he already made a damn movie about becoming a wrestler (Ready to Rumble) and did a running story about it on WCW. Does he really need to be a part of this show?
Dustin Diamond: Screech will take any shitty project just as long they pay him. Isn’t there a limit as to how many reality shows you can do within a year?
Danny Bonaduce: The short-redheaded media whore himself will grace his presence on the show. While he receives points for flipping that douche bag, he still comes across as annoying.
Todd Bridges: “Now, the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum…” Look, he’s not that busy at the moment. He’s still waiting to record the Different Strokes DVD commentary. Cut Willis some slack.
Frank Stallone: It is that no talented brother of Sly. I have to say that he’s probably the one person with the least amount of talent in the bunch. And, that’s saying a lot when you throw in Screech.
Dennis Rodman: Have we time warped back to 90’s when people thought Rodman was the shit? Remember, this guy had a book, two TV shows and a movie out during that time. Where’s Desmond at because the entire planet just leaped backwards, brotha?
Tiffany: The singer? I thought she was sucked into a wormhole or something.
Man, this going to go up in flames like all those Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grills.
I can't believe I used to like Hulk Hogan. Hell, I watched his movie and cartoon show.
I'm Ok with David Arquette. The rest of them, not so much.
ReplyDeleteHe's probably the only one that's had the most training in the group. So, I guess he has an upper hand in it all.
ReplyDeleteWell, there is that, but there is also the fact that he hadn't really made himself a whore doing reality television, dating Madonna or various other offenses.
ReplyDeleteHe was just an actor, nothing more, nothing less.
Yeah, I can see that too. You have a point there.
ReplyDeleteI don't think he's even done a single reality show, excluding the WCW stuff.
And the WCW stuff was promotions related.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I have a soft spot for Ready to Rumble despite the fact that I stopped watching wrestling back in the early 1990's.
Probably the only thing I really liked about Ready to Rumble was Rose McGowan. Man, she was cute in that movie.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I started to lose interest in wrestling around the late 90s too.