Invasion U.S.A.

Only one thing stands between total chaos and destruction, and that's Norris with his extremely tight pants and buttoned down, sleeveless, blue jean shirt. Okay, we're all doomed.

Okay, Mayren and MC have made posts about Chuck Norris, so I feel like I need to get into the action as well. Before he won the hearts (and pacemakers) of all the old folks with the really bad Walker, Texas Ranger and his bad cartoon show, Chuck made really bad 80's action movies. Norris’ movies were complete rip-offs of better action movies. One of the worst ones was called Invasion U.S.A. And it was a stinker. You have to wonder if the White House funded this movie, okay I'm joking. Take away the political crap and you're left with a poor man’s Die Hard movie.

This is taken from Imdb.com

((A terrorist, Rostov, is planning to unleash a reign of terror on the U.S. but before he does he decides to go after, Matt Hunter, a former CIA agent, who lives in Florida, who once had Rostov's life in his hands but on orders took him alive, and now Rostov is plagued by nightmares of Hunter killing him. So Rostov goes after him but misses, so Hunter, who has already been approached by his former employers to go after Rostov, after initially turning down the job, cuase he believed that they should have let him terminate Rostov when he had the chance, decides to go after him. But he is only one man and Rostov has hundreds of men ripping the country apart, so how will he stop it.))

Now, add Chuck Norris' wonderful acting to the plot.

The movie is bad, but don't take my word for it. Watch this

Throw someone out the window day

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_uOYYDixwkU

Comment: To show how bad the villain is, they show the main bad guy throw a hooker out the window, after shooting a guy between the legs point blank. Big deal, this happens all the time in major cities. Show me a villain that doesn’t throw hookers through windows and shoot guys in the junk, and I’ll be very surprised.

Same Guy goes crazy with a rocket laucher in the Suburbs.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iexeWoJcRBE&mode=related&search=

Comment: What kind of tactic is this? Then again, if he tried this in ‘da hood’, he’d probably get people firing back at him. Dope Dealers and Gang Members generally get pissed when you try to bring down their corner.

The Big Chuck Norris moment!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=d55RUgUbW3g

Comment: The entire movie builds up to this moment and Norris simply says, “It’s Time.” At least Arnold and Willis came up with better one-liners that this remark.

The famous Invasion USA trailer!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PzsSsZIpCOU

Comment: Isn’t the beginning a completely different take from the actual scene in the movie? Well, at least the voiceover guy didn’t say, “In a world.”