Saturday, June 10, 2006

The more you know...

Things I’ve learned

Dropping an unopened coke can on your foot hurts like hell: Nothing hurts worst than dropping a damn coke on your big toe. One day, I was carrying three coke cans and a plate of food, I went to turn on a light switch and one of the cokes fell on my big toe. The pain was enormous, and blood started to ooze out of my toenail.

Finding a dollar bill in your freshly washed pants is a bonus: Just a minute ago, I pressed off some shorts, and put them on and reached into my pockets. And I found a dollar bill; it feels like wining the lottery, except on a smaller level.

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