See what happens when you take horse steroids

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In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the Lion sleeps tonight…or he roars

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Riddick comes out of nowhere and starts killing 20 evil wolves before he realizes he’s in The Chronicles of Narnia instead of The Chronicles of Riddick.

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Lion: “Once you join the Circle of Life, you are obligated to show up in several Lion King films and this movie.”

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Let me guess, you drive a Dodge Ram don’t you?

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“So, I took Aragorn’s sword. What are you going to do about it?”

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word up, Witch in da house