Please puke on my floor

I would deeply like to thank my dog. Why you ask? While I was sleep, my dog decides to puke yellow junk on my floor. Well, I wake up and slide out of bed. My first step is into the yellow mushy puke right next to my bed. The heel of my barefoot squished into it.

Come on, Dog, next to the bed? What a way to start out the day… I cant wait see what’s next. Well, it could have been worst, like poop or something...