Every time someone says that something will take two weeks, I start doing that crazy "two weeks" like when Arnold's fat redhead lady was malfunctioning. No one ever knows what the heck I'm talking about. Sigh.
I’ve written about some messed up things in my time as a blogger, but this story might just top the cake. And, I mean really. If you are offended by porn and the porn industry, don’t read this blog. However, this might be one of the strangest and creepiest things I’ve seen and read about. It just seems so wrong... A few days ago, I stumbled across an Amateur Allure (porn) video. AA is a polished porn site that features a lot of POV shots and newcomers in the industry. Also, there is MILF/step daughter (pretending) porn thing out there and it’s very popular. Even AA has a few of these “fake” mother/step-daughter teams. It is a very popular Genre in the industry. However, this one is different. AA had a video claiming that a fledging pornstar Madison Swan/Mia Malkova did a Pre-Audition video with her mother tagging along…her real mother. Mia/Madison shows up for her “audition”, which means you show ...
Riley Reid and Melissa Moore Almost Twins, but not I've been a huge fan of Riley Reid for a long time. She literally looks like one of those girls-next-door. She's so damn cute and tiny that you would likely see her working in the mall instead of doing hardcore porn. However, she is a pornstar. I have NEVER wanted a doughnut more than now. Damn. I was checking out a video and noticed Riley in a video and I thought, “Did Riley Reid get a boob-job?” Please, tell me she didn't get one. That was her thing, being small framed. After taking a closer look, I realized the woman looking much like Riley Reid wasn't her at all, but another pornstar completely. Melissa Moore ... See, it is uncanny how much these two ladies look alike. Of course, these two girls had to do a movie together. I think MM is cute too, but I see her being a modified clone of my girl RR. And, I wouldn't kick her out of my bed either. Hell, I wouldn'...
The crazy thing is that both these guys are now dead before their time. And, I can't really watch the video of Belzer getting choked out. It is part of the lore of Belzer and Hogan. Both of them have had huge impacts on pop culture. This video gives you a lot of insight into the lore behind the incident. Belzer was the host of some shitty talk show on Lifetime. Keep in mind that Lifetime aired reruns of Homicide: Life on the Streets, which co-starred Richard Belzer. I watched most of the Homicide episodes on Lifetime. It seems Mr. T was having a bad day, and Hogan was being Hogan. You have Hogan, a racist liar, Mr. T, a crazy man, and Belzer, a strange comedian. Mr.T and Hogan have had a long relationship. They both were in Rocky III. Hogan guest-starred in The A-Team. Mr. T would appear at many WWE and WCW events alongside Hogan. Heck, Mr. T showed up on Hogan's debut on WCW...
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