What do you do after you catch the fly with chop-sticks?
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Daniel’s girlfriend broke up with him after this movie.

Five years later, Daniel’s girlfriend would find another boyfriend named… McFly

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I could say something dirty about this picture, but I won’t…
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Elisabeth Shue: “Why are you crying?”

Daniel: “Because after this, my career is in the crapper.”

Elisabeth: “Well, there’s always My Cousin Vinny.”

Daniel: “Why do you think I’m crying?”

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Daniel: “Is this where Sanford and Son live?”

Miyagi: “Live next door, aye.”
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This scene is from the 2^nd movie, but was filmed for the first one.

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After the 20^th Night of the Living Dead movie, the director just stopped trying…
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Miyagi: “Daniel-san, you should really get use to doing the wax on, wax off method.”

Daniel: “Why? Is it because you want me to learn a new Karate move?”

Miyagi: “Nope, because after your acting career tanks, you’ll need to learn how to wash cars for a living, chump.”

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Not Daniel-san, just some dork trying be like him.
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“Try my Face to Foot style.”