Three things wrong with this picture…

1 This Fart-knocker is using a Concert Tuba for marching band. Concert Tubas sound good inside, not outside, because the sound goes up instead of out. When inside, concert Tubas have a ceiling to bounce the sound off of.

2 WTF is this guy wearing? I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing this.

3 This man has more hair on his face than Teen Wolf. Get a clue, bro.

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